Walpurgis Prom
My prom was yesterday. Of course I had to tell everyone that it was on Walpurgis Night, a Satanic holiday, and the day Hitler killed himself. We should have had it today instead. Its International Labour Day! Happy Labour Day, everyone!
I wore my regular clothes, the one pair of pants I wear that has pockets and my Led Zeppelin t-shirt. I didn't get best dressed. I was pissed.
I got to the school way early, we had it in the cafeteria because we're in the middle of nowhere, I assume. Because I was there so early I just sat in front of the office listening to my head phones for a while. After I got bored and decided to walk around, I heard 2 different people calling my name (actually, my name and Turbo), Sasha and David (the drummer, French kid was at the Grand Canyon). I also saw Marika and Brandy, I would spend most of the night hanging out with them.
The DJ was playing Hip Hop and R&B, of course, even though everyone at our school listens to either country or punk. I got him to play Loveshack and I was the only one dancing. I should have waited until later because not many people saw me and I got sick because just before that I had been the first person to find the food and eaten a bunch of pre-packaged brownies.
I went into the girls bathroom with Marika and Brandy. It was way to clean so I threw water everywhere.
I was still feeling a little bit ill at this point so I laid down on a table. When I got up I kept hitting on this girl named Holly. She finally agreed to dance with me but she wouldn't kiss me. I made it look like I was going to try and kiss her best friend Ashley instead but then I attacked this half Black girl named Candice. I confirmed that I did get her on the lips and went around for the next couple of minutes yelling "I kissed a black girl!"
I got the DJ to play another song, Love My Way by the Psychedelic Furs but again I was the only one dancing and there were actually people there that time! Bastards, you can dance to that song.
At the end of the night as Marika, Brandy, and I were waiting for Brandy's mom to pick us up, we started singing random songs. People thought we were drunk which is good times. They kept slipping into the Spice Girls though which made me mad because I didn't know any of the words.
Brandy's mom came, Sean was also in the car, he was sick which is why he didn't go to prom. Sean and Brandy's little sister sprayed some air freshener stuff in my mouth. Billy was there too, I told him my children were going to call him Grandpa. I told Sean's mom I wanted to go to a party. She said she would drive me if I knew where one was. So of course, she just drove me the block to my house.
Also, on Wednesday, doggies followed me home!
I wore my regular clothes, the one pair of pants I wear that has pockets and my Led Zeppelin t-shirt. I didn't get best dressed. I was pissed.
I got to the school way early, we had it in the cafeteria because we're in the middle of nowhere, I assume. Because I was there so early I just sat in front of the office listening to my head phones for a while. After I got bored and decided to walk around, I heard 2 different people calling my name (actually, my name and Turbo), Sasha and David (the drummer, French kid was at the Grand Canyon). I also saw Marika and Brandy, I would spend most of the night hanging out with them.
The DJ was playing Hip Hop and R&B, of course, even though everyone at our school listens to either country or punk. I got him to play Loveshack and I was the only one dancing. I should have waited until later because not many people saw me and I got sick because just before that I had been the first person to find the food and eaten a bunch of pre-packaged brownies.
I went into the girls bathroom with Marika and Brandy. It was way to clean so I threw water everywhere.
I was still feeling a little bit ill at this point so I laid down on a table. When I got up I kept hitting on this girl named Holly. She finally agreed to dance with me but she wouldn't kiss me. I made it look like I was going to try and kiss her best friend Ashley instead but then I attacked this half Black girl named Candice. I confirmed that I did get her on the lips and went around for the next couple of minutes yelling "I kissed a black girl!"
I got the DJ to play another song, Love My Way by the Psychedelic Furs but again I was the only one dancing and there were actually people there that time! Bastards, you can dance to that song.
At the end of the night as Marika, Brandy, and I were waiting for Brandy's mom to pick us up, we started singing random songs. People thought we were drunk which is good times. They kept slipping into the Spice Girls though which made me mad because I didn't know any of the words.
Brandy's mom came, Sean was also in the car, he was sick which is why he didn't go to prom. Sean and Brandy's little sister sprayed some air freshener stuff in my mouth. Billy was there too, I told him my children were going to call him Grandpa. I told Sean's mom I wanted to go to a party. She said she would drive me if I knew where one was. So of course, she just drove me the block to my house.
Also, on Wednesday, doggies followed me home!