Peeing your pants is cool
I went to school early today because I wanted to take the last test for the on line English classes I finish taking last night but the lady in charge of that crap wasn't there.
I had nothing to do for about a half an hour before school started so I went to the cafeteria where I found Henri, Marika, and a couple other people. They were talking about masterbating. I told them it was much less messy to use a damp pair of your own used boxer shorts than it was to use lotion. Henri didn't quite understand and offered to put water on his pants if I did it too. I told him that wasn't what I meant but I would do it anyway. Then I started thinking it wasn't the greatest idea but then Marika said she would do it if Henri did it. So we all did it, good times.
Then the bell rang and I realized I didn't even have to be at school until noon because of the AIMS test (FCAT type thing) I already passed. As I was walking around trying to figure out what to do I saw these two girls, Ashley and Holly and I showed them my pants. As we were talking this Black girl named Tiffany walked up. I figured she had passed the test too because she's smart so I asked her what to do. She didn't know either. I ended up going to the library where a little latter I found Tiffany again with two other girls. I creepily watched them play Sorry before we all played Candy Land and Uno. After the other two girls left some old dude was showing Tiffany coin tricks.
By this time people were starting to finish their tests but none of them were going to their classes. I thought the combined lunch we have on test days had already started but I didn't see anyone I knew so I went to go take that English test.
When the combined lunch actually did start I hung out with Billy, Shaun, Ryan, Forest, and this tiny kid who never used to talk but now does named Ray. We all went to sit in front of the library where I saw Henri and Marika again. I had been periodicly rewetting my pants because I felt bad about my initial hesitation. In between those rewettings they had actually dried a couple of times but Marika, however, showed me that her crotch was still wet.
Everyone had to go to their last two periods for purposes of attendance. In Music class we just went to the Art room to watch Indiana Jones but me, Ryan, Ray, and David the French kid talked through it instead. My pinky toenail came off too. People thought it was gross by itself but I was going to eat it as well. Too hard though. Not much else happened.
I got MySpace now but it confuses me. http://home.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user&Mytoken=20050412202128 if you have it add me or whatever its called.
If you were swinging from a tree and yelling something, what would you yell and what type of hat would you be wearing? Already answered? Don't care, I'm a comment whore.
What do you call a rap group made up of castrated Arabs? Guess unless you already know in which case, don't give it away.
Good times, people!
I had nothing to do for about a half an hour before school started so I went to the cafeteria where I found Henri, Marika, and a couple other people. They were talking about masterbating. I told them it was much less messy to use a damp pair of your own used boxer shorts than it was to use lotion. Henri didn't quite understand and offered to put water on his pants if I did it too. I told him that wasn't what I meant but I would do it anyway. Then I started thinking it wasn't the greatest idea but then Marika said she would do it if Henri did it. So we all did it, good times.
Then the bell rang and I realized I didn't even have to be at school until noon because of the AIMS test (FCAT type thing) I already passed. As I was walking around trying to figure out what to do I saw these two girls, Ashley and Holly and I showed them my pants. As we were talking this Black girl named Tiffany walked up. I figured she had passed the test too because she's smart so I asked her what to do. She didn't know either. I ended up going to the library where a little latter I found Tiffany again with two other girls. I creepily watched them play Sorry before we all played Candy Land and Uno. After the other two girls left some old dude was showing Tiffany coin tricks.
By this time people were starting to finish their tests but none of them were going to their classes. I thought the combined lunch we have on test days had already started but I didn't see anyone I knew so I went to go take that English test.
When the combined lunch actually did start I hung out with Billy, Shaun, Ryan, Forest, and this tiny kid who never used to talk but now does named Ray. We all went to sit in front of the library where I saw Henri and Marika again. I had been periodicly rewetting my pants because I felt bad about my initial hesitation. In between those rewettings they had actually dried a couple of times but Marika, however, showed me that her crotch was still wet.
Everyone had to go to their last two periods for purposes of attendance. In Music class we just went to the Art room to watch Indiana Jones but me, Ryan, Ray, and David the French kid talked through it instead. My pinky toenail came off too. People thought it was gross by itself but I was going to eat it as well. Too hard though. Not much else happened.
I got MySpace now but it confuses me. http://home.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user&Mytoken=20050412202128 if you have it add me or whatever its called.
If you were swinging from a tree and yelling something, what would you yell and what type of hat would you be wearing? Already answered? Don't care, I'm a comment whore.
What do you call a rap group made up of castrated Arabs? Guess unless you already know in which case, don't give it away.
Good times, people!