Jan 31, 2007 15:42
I plan to annhiliate all the really, really, really awful people hanging out in the study lounge at school, NOT studying.
Yea, I'm a fucking buzz kill.
Shut up you inbred, smelly, loud pieces of fucking crap.
I don't care about:
1.DUNGENS AND DRAGONS AND YOUR DUNGEN MASTERS.
2.SONGS FROM THE SOUTHPARK SOUNDTRACK.
3.HOW YOU HAVE FRIENDS THAT YOU CAN SEE 2 STORIES DOWN THAT DON'T SEE YOU WAVING LIKE A FUCKING MORON AND AREN'T ANSWERING YOUR REPEATED PHONE CALLS.
4.YOUR JESSICA SIMPSON RINGTONE.
5. YES, I AM VERY IMPRESSED YOUR PHONE IS RINGING. THANK YOU FOR STANDING UP AND ANNOUNCING YOU HAVE AN IMPORTANT PHONE CALL COMING IN AND YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT.
6. NO GIRL IN HER RIGHT MIND WILL FUCK YOU. QUIT TALKING ABOUT BUTT SEX YOU GROSS SMELLY SLOBS.
7. QUIT YELLING. I'M NOT YELLING. WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
8. PULL UP YOUR PANTS. YOU ARE STANDING 1/2 FOOT IN FRONT OF ME AND I CAN SEE 6" OF YOUR ASSSSSSS.
9. NICE CARGO PANTS, GOOD THING YOU HAVE ALL THOSE POCKETS TO KEEP SNACKS IN.
10. LETS HAVE A LAN PARTY. SWEET IDEA DUDES! YOU BRING YOUR COMPUTER, I'LL BRING MINE! OMGLIKELOLZ LETS LINK UP!
I DIDN'T DRINK ENOUGH AT LUNCH TO THINK THIS IS EVEN SLIGHTLY COMICAL.
FUCKING SCUM.