Friday Munch
Greatest invention ever: an exercise bike, that posers a Hitatchi. It'll be the best incentive to keep going!
Intelligent Design and Creationism aren't the same thing - it's two totally different names. Duh.
LJ community that brings the stupid right to you: stupid_free
Gord is true, I have the brand to prove it.
Ralphie May - mullet humor.
Mulie = Mullet Man Julie
Kimber should get a bionic boob, with inserts that switch out for liquor, guns, napalm, the possibilities are endless. Wouldn't Paul pay for that?
The topic of the night was - can you make a candle from man-juice? An Ejaculate Ignitor? A Cum-Candle? Would it solidify? Would it....
~blerg~
Sorry, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Carmen didn't know what a cum rag was. Uh, isn't it kind of self explanatory? So, I did a little Sesame Street (or maybe Avenue Q, but dirtier), and brought the two words together:
Cum Rag
Cum Rag
Cum Rag
Cum Rag
Cum Rag
Cum Rag.
Everybody got it?
There's a book dedicated to semen-based recipes. Don't worry, you can get it here.
Don't know what it's about? Here's the description:
"Semen is not only nuritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food."
Enjoy that tapioca!
Intelligent Design and Creationism aren't the same thing - it's two totally different names. Duh.
LJ community that brings the stupid right to you: stupid_free
Gord is true, I have the brand to prove it.
Ralphie May - mullet humor.
Mulie = Mullet Man Julie
Kimber should get a bionic boob, with inserts that switch out for liquor, guns, napalm, the possibilities are endless. Wouldn't Paul pay for that?
The topic of the night was - can you make a candle from man-juice? An Ejaculate Ignitor? A Cum-Candle? Would it solidify? Would it....
~blerg~
Sorry, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Carmen didn't know what a cum rag was. Uh, isn't it kind of self explanatory? So, I did a little Sesame Street (or maybe Avenue Q, but dirtier), and brought the two words together:
Cum Rag
Cum Rag
Cum Rag
Cum Rag
Cum Rag
Cum Rag.
Everybody got it?
There's a book dedicated to semen-based recipes. Don't worry, you can get it here.
Don't know what it's about? Here's the description:
"Semen is not only nuritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food."
Enjoy that tapioca!