Mega-Massive Update - from 9-22 to Today!
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Wednesday 9/22: Kara picked me up, and we met Keith at Nordstrom Rack in SJ after a bit of confusion about which NR it was. I saw some really cute shoes, but nothing that screamed at me. We tried all sorts of shoes on Keith as well, and after finding the perfect pair of hot-ass brown leather boots, they couldn't find the other one! Tried again after we ate sushi, and they could only find one in a size smaller. With no returns, no discounts, and the boots being $85, the plan was scrapped. Too bad - those were fucking hot.
Sushi was good, and at the munch, my Folsom wings were debuted. Holy christ, they're HUGE! And they have Disney princesses on them - squee!! I can't believe Keith did such an amazing job with them, and in such a short period of time, too. He's going to build in a bracket that will sit against my back, and the wings will be laced through the corset. He's also going to put a brace in there to keep them open to a degree. OMG, this is going to be the best Folsom ever!
Thursday 9/23: finally, a night home. Didn't get to Yoga with heather, but I did clean up a bit.
Friday 9/24: Keith met at my house with stuff for Folsom, & he wore his hot knee-high boots & a cool metaly/meshy shirt. We went to munch, and did FroYo afterwards. The new couple...not quite sure how that's going to pan out in our group. They seem cool, but she invited her step-daughter to meet us, and while that's slightly-weird-but-still-ok, it was really weird watching the guy hit on her. Granted, she's not his step-daughter, but it was still creepy. Coupled with the fact that when I allowed Keith to use the whip on my ass outside the bar (it's literally been years since I did anything as a bottom in public), he's chanting, "Boring! Hit her harder! This is dull!" Then he said, "Keith, I don't really see you as a dom.", and asked when he'd get a turn with me. What the everloving fuck?!?
Number one, I'm not playing with you, so it doesn't matter if it bores you. Number two, you don't really get to decide who does or does not qualify for any orientation, and proclaiming that someone else isn't domly enough or too submissive is a great way of being ostracized. Number three, you've been in the scene for 12 minutes - you might want to keep the blustering and swagger down to a minimum, and not come in all Judgey McDomarton on those who have been in the community a lot longer. Joe pointed out that they are really new,and they should get another chance. Ok, but if he put his hands on me again, or says something else totally out of line, I'll correct him once, then it's game on.
We were going to go catch Shelly up with all the info at In & Out, but instead, we sat in the parking lot and dished - Rebekah & Joe disappeared again together. On the way home, I felt like reprising the Road Head Hand again - of course, doing it as safely as possible, to ensure I get the Trollup Road Safety seal of approval. ;) Home to bang like bunnies, then pass out.
9/25, Saturday I knew I wasn't going to feel like going to two major events back to back, so we didn't make it out to the Ren Faire. Instead, we banged like bunnies in the morning, went to IHOP for mediocre breakfast food & endless debate over every possible topic, and then home for more banging like bunnies. Keith napped while I studied (24/7 Master/slave dynamics psychology paper by Dr. Moser for the win!), had more sex (well, sexual activities), then we went over to Heather's to help her wrangle the kids while the boys were out playing poker.
Poor Bella -she had some sort of fever/sick thing going on, was breathing really rapidly, and was in a funk. Heather tracked down a nebulizer to borrow, and while she was out getting it, I tried to move sleeping Bella to her bed. OMG, big mistake.
She woke up screaming, and not the I'm-cranky-so-I'm gonna-make-noise screaming, but the I'm-insane-and-will-bloody-your-face screaming. I felt so bad for her, cause there wasn't anything I could do to comfort her; even Heather was getting frazzled when she got back. Once she could get the medicine in her, Bella got a lot better really fast - the fever dropped dramatically, and her breathing calmed down. After making sure they were all set, we went back home, for...you guessed it, more sex! Crashed early, knowing that Sunday was going to be a madhouse.
9/26, Sunday - FOLSOM!
I got up early to start preparations for war..er, I mean Folsom. Makeup was done, hair was piled on top of my head, ready for pink spray, I finally woke Keith up around 10:30, we were supposed to be there at 11. Damn it, I do that every year - I think I'm going to be ready faster than is possible. Keith only took about 5 minutes to get ready, and we were off - I drove, since I can approximate light speed while driving.
Got there just after 11:30, which was awesome, since we didn't leave until 11:05, and parked in the Costco parking lot, meeting Athena & her boys there to get the wings. Damn, those things are heavy! But it was fairly painless to get them all attached, and we were off and running pretty quickly.
The fair was pretty light by this point, and it only took about 10 minutes to get to Wicked Grounds. I got stopped for pics a lot, but it didn't seem too much more than usual - yet. The wings were awesome - they didn't stand too far out away from my body to make navigation impossible, and they trailed behind me beautifully!
Went to Paul's for the after party, stayed an hour or so, left Keith there with friends while I went to go work, then came back. Blowjob in the comfy chair, then home around 8 for fuckloads of sex.
10/2 Saturday: Beauty & the Beast Singalong with Kara & Jolie, Heather & Bella. It was Bella's first movie, and she did perfectly! We got Buckets of Soda (Heather was embarrassed to be carrying it) & popcorn, then Pizza My Heart next door afterwards. Jolie & Bella fell in love with each other.
10/6: Nordstrom Rack for badly needed boots for Keith with Kara at EPA, then Ikea, shelly met us there for dinner. Stopped at Target for new shirt for Kara, lotion & randoms for me. Munch, then home for fuckloads of sex.
10/8 Bed Bath & Beyond
Keith & I pretty much have sex every morning & every night unless it's an early work day - that's a lot of sex. I think I'm getting too used to having hot dick on tap all the time.
Monday 10/11: MY BIRTHDAY!
Class was canceled for 100W, so I texted Keith & he brought me lunch - aww! We went over to Kara's for lunch, then back to school to see the Tibetan monks work on a sand painting in the library. As I was waiting for Keith to put money in the meter, I dropped my phone and shattered the screen. D'oh!
On the way to the train, I busted yet another bra strap, and missed the express train, just as the doors closed in my face. Harsh! Seeing Keith put me in such a good mood all day, though - nothing could get me down. I picked up Whits at HEathers, then we went to Macaroni Grill for dinner with everyone. I got some great body scrub from Tiff, a gorgeous huge black sun hat from Whits, and footie pajamas from Heather & Bella! Kelly was taking us to Disney on Ice later in the week. Back to Kelly's for Disney Karaoke on the Wii - they didn't have Part of Your World from Little Mermaid, Whitney was crushed! That's ok, we sang the shit out of everything else. Shelly dropped off her old phone, she rocks!
Tuesday 10/12: Stayed home from work so I could jailbreak the phone, then school that night, then hanging with Kara for coffee - we talked about a lot of stuff, it was really nice to catch up with her. I was sexting all the way home with Keith, and he sent me a video of him jerking off, accidentally posting it to Yfrog, and when I favorited it, reposted it to Twitter! Oops. Oh well, it was hot, and everybody's seen his cock anyway.
10/13 Wednesday: A friend in need, I spent the night in SJ, and was totally wrecked for school today. I took the RRT test in 100W, then bailed on the rest of the day - I had my car, so I drove home and crashed hard. Keith came over around 1, and we went to Payless to pick up my shoes, then other shopping and then munch. I wore my new knee high boots, they're hella comfy & cure, but almost too slouchy & loose. Steve & Lynn gave me a birthday present of penis stuff, and a certificate for a free oil change/tune-up at Steve's business - that was really nice of him! Home for fuckloads of sex.
Thursday 10/14: Disney on Ice with Kelly, Chris, Heather & Bella. Bella squealed the whole time, it was so damn cute! She took an extra late nap, and stayed up for the whole time. We pretended to fly all the way back to the car in the parking lot - so much squee, so little time.
Friday 10/15: Watched girls, went to Payless to exchange boots for other boots, bought Bella Disney Princess sparkly mary janes, home to Keith around 9:30 for fuckloads of sex.
Saturday 10/16: Lazy morning, I made Mickey pancakes for breakfast, sex coma nap for Keith while I wrote my 100W Lit Review Outline, then hit 99 Ranch Market, Grocery Outlet, & Safeway for random stuff - couldn't find sage anywhere! Made butternut squash ravioli with a (ground) sage & browned butter sauce that was fucking awesome. Got drunk for no real reason on 2 Buck Chuck, had hot sex all over the house, passed out around 1.
Sunday 10/17: Keith made breakfast, I took off for work at 12, took way too long to get out of there (Dr. M. asks the same questions every single week for at least 30 minutes), Kara came over for dinner. Keith made steak, potatoes, and teriyaki brocolli, but he served it strangely: he sat down with his own food, and Kara & I just blinked at each other, then he made us a potato, but the steak wasn't done for another 45 minutes. The brocolli was the 3rd course - very weird, but tasty! Kara & I went out for $1 store bonanza shopping & Yumi Yogurt (oooh, I just remembered it's still in the freezer!) She went home around 10, & I worked on my paper. Keith got back from coffee with his friend around 11, and I finished my paper around 12. Of course, we attempted to go to bed early, and didn't sleep till about an hour after that. :)
Monday 10/18: School, I forgot all about the test in Cognition, but after checking the study guide, I think I only got a few wrong. Went over to Julie's after school to hang out and "study", of course we didn't, just talked till 7:30. Home to clean & did my nails, crashed hard after that.
I can always tell which order I did my nails in - the first one always looks the best, and as the sleeping pills kick in, they get messier.
10/29, Friday: sick, sick, sick!
10/30, Saturday (Halloween parties): I didn't really feel like getting into a required costume & driving to Fremont for Katie & Johnny's party (though I was kicking myself, since it sounded awesome), so we dressed in jammies and went over to Julie & Anthony's house. We played Rock Band, sang along, and had a blast.
10/31: Skipped the trick or treating with the family to stay home sick.
11/1: took Keith to work, since his car was still there from Friday, and some stupid high schooler rear ended me, right after I mentioned to Keith that she wasn't paying attention. Grr. Keith dealt with her, so I wouldn't snap her like a toothpick and eat her.
11/3, Wed: I went to the market research at Yahoo, then drove to SJSU for the social psych midterm. I met Keith at Ross in SV, then we went to uh...other places.
11/4. Thursday: heather's house for laundry
11/5, Friday: munch, then dinner at Flames with the gang (the anti-munch), came home & hung out till 2am. Shark week prevented being too intimate, but orgasms were had.
11/6, Saturday: went to Heather's for hanging with Kelly & the kids, then hit up Fry's for a mini card for Keith's phone, then Ikea for candles, Mexican market for tenderloin. Keith made dinner at 11pm, then I used the jelly cock sleeve on Keith - he split it in two!
11/7, Sunday - Hung out, used leftover veggies in egg scramble, configured Ubuntu, steak & potatoes
for dinner
11/9, Tuesday: Work & school: I got a perfect score on my last quiz in Abnormal Psych!
11/10,Wednesday: Went to the SJSU clinic for a checkup of my infected finger - just the run of the mill infection, she gave me a script for antibiotics that should celar it up. Also stocked up on ugly-ass emergency condoms.
Keith picked em up, and we headed up to the Quicksilver mine trails for a hike. He told me it was about a mile or two, we ended up hiking about 4 miles, up and down sheer rock-faced cliffs (actually just some mild hills, but still!), well into night-time. We ended up using the light of Keith's phone to see the trail, and got back to the car around 7:30. We got all sorts of stuff for dinner, and Keith made shrimp and some gorgeous salmon. I served as sous chef, and we grubbed down hard!
11/11, Thursday: Keith didn't have work, I went home for lunch and a nooner. He spent the day making a perfect blueprint of my entire house on the new Ubuntu system, while half-drunk on Chai liquer we got from Bevmo last night - it was really cool looking.
11/12: munch, didn't feel like doing anything afterwards, so we went home.
11/13, Saturday: work in SF early, Keith came with me to visit his sister, then we went to the Latex munch at Wicked Grounds. We were there late, but there were 5 or 6 people still there, making chain mail (it's more of a kinky crafter munch). Headed over to Mr. S for a bit, then snuck out. Stopped by Daiso and actually didn't buy anything, OMG! We were going to go home and get ready for the party, but knew if we went home, we wouldn't want to leave, so we went directly there. The house is gorgeous, and about 10 minutes from my house. TONS of people there, including Larry & Karen! We started messing around on a spanking horse, which ended up with me bottoming in public for the first time in years. I was kind of uncomfortable, just because I kept expecting someone to walk in and ruin the scene by saying something, so I hid under my hair. Spanking, blowjob (and some serious denial of cock!), and sex down there, then a break to catch our breath. The Sybian room was finally free, and we were in there for quite a while. Damn, that thing is fun! Keith liked turning it up to the point where it was almost too much for me - that boy is turning into a sadist. Oh, and he threatened to give me a matching hickey on my right side by the end of the day, and he did it - even commented that he got me before midnight. After a rousing finish, we stumbled home to crash.
11/14, Sunday Went over Heather's house around 11 to do laundry, took the girls to Target for a while - Keith was so cute with them. Keith went home to start fixing shishkebabs for the BBQ at Dennis' & Alana's. Watched Give' em Hell Malone & Great Train Robbery with Sean Connery & Donald Sutherland. Home around midnight, bed around 1 or 2.
11/15, Monday: Keith came in with me to apply to SJSU for spring (had six minutes before we had to leave - quickie time!), went to my appointment (1 more week of antibiotics) social psych class cancelled, so we went to Walmart in Gilroy. Got his oil changed, my prescription filled ($4!), & spent a few hours there. Home by 7, installed new version of Ubuntu.
11/16: Tuesday: last quiz of the semester for Abnormal Psych! Got a 90%, not too shabby.
11/17: Keith was off work, and I didn't have anything to do at school, so I stayed home and geeked out, and he met me in time to go to dinner at Heathers. Vinny's dad had just flown in from NY, so he made dinner. Holy yum, Batman!
Somewhere around here, Kelly booked a Hawaii vacation for all the Gregg Girls in May - 5 nights in Maui for airfare only - $500! Heather paid for mine cause of all the babysitting she owed me, so I pretty much get to go for free. SQUEE!
11/18, Thursday: stayed home that night & worked on school stuff, house stuff, and other stuff.
11/19, Friday: Got jumped by Keith when I walked in the door - apparently, he was feeling rather amorous! A bit late to Dr. Zimbardo, but it was ok, since he was late as well. The talk was fascinating - an overview on social psychology, with some pictures of Abu Ghraibe that weren't made public, but overall, the tone wasn't negative. He is focused more on the possibility of good that every person has inside of them - the capability of being a hero. Keith & I got into a big debate about whether or not Ghandi and Mother Theresa are icons of good that people should look up to, or if they're unrealistic expectations that no one can attain. I believe the former, with their lives being the perfect example of people from regular backgrounds doing incredible things. Sure, they might have been dicks in real life, but that shouldn't overshadow their accomplishments. Everyone's a little bit of a dick, at some time.
Altruism is heroism without risk.
Heroism requires action that has inherent risk, positively benefits others without personal gain, and
11/20, Saturday: Called into work to reschedule for tomorrow, & Keith & I spend a lazy day hanging out and shopping. Didn't get much of interest at Target, their gift packs this year kind of sucks balls. I did stock up on pumpkin, and got a few ornament packs for my wee tree.
That night, we went out to dinner with Julie, Anthony, Tom & Kara for her birthday, at House of Genji in SJ, similar to a Benihanas. The evening didn't start out too well, with a semi-drunk guy getting pissed off that I kept using the word "blowjob" and offending his wife (and proceeded to use the word more times than I ever did). He moved tables, called us sexually unfunctional, and called me fat with my tits hanging out. Kara almost went Jerry Springer on his ass! After that, the evening got nothing but more awesome - we and the table opposite us were toasting to blowjobs, sang "Happy Birthday, Dear Blowjob!", and pretty much ridiculed the idiot who had left. Did I mention he was sitting at the bar when we were waiting for a table with his ass crack hanging out of his sweat pants? You stay classy, Mr. McCrakalackin.
After dinner (Keith got bombed out on sake), we headed over to Julie & Anthony's for some games. Apples to Apples is always fun, but the best part of the night was playing Catch Phrase. Anthony was the best at bombing Julie with the buzzer, Tom mortally offended me by not hitting the button (he was right - the rules don't say you have to), and the boys were all giving super-geeky hints to ordinary words. We were all laughing so hard at multiple times, we had to take a break to wipe the tears from our eyes.
What's the opposite of Europe, and is where rich people live? New England, duh!
I've got a hairy (waves a hand in front of her crotch)...beaver.
Julie won at life with those zingers. We played till after midnight, then called it a night. Holy shit, that was fun - I want to get one and play it at a munch!
Sunday, 11/21: after a good morning quickie, I zipped up to work for a few hours, and printed my own paycheck - that shall be my Black Friday moneys! Got hoime & Keith helped me cram for the Cognition midterm, then I wrote my 100W papers while he finished Moby Dick at an increased pace. Watched a linguistic-themed Star Trek episode (Darmok), then had another great session of cardio before finally crashing around 2am. I'm tired today, but it was worth it!
Monday. 11/22: My 100W papers were due, but the library was shut down due to a fire alarm, so I couldn't print them now (teacher said just to turn them in on Wednesday). Cognition midterm postponed till next week - damn, now I'll have to cram again!
Tuesday: met with the Allstate dude and got a $100 check from the accident, for an inconvieniance fee - sweet! Forgot that Subspace was next week, but oh well - I got participation points for school for going on the presentation day.
11/25, Thursday: Thanksgiing at Tiffs. Keith & Ryan geeked out, we all ate heartily, and we got back over the hill around 8. Kyle's mom made a pear pie that was unbelievable.
11/26, Friday: Walmart & Kohl's at 4pm, then munch & Christmas in the Park with Dave & Zan. Some dick kid was throwing little snap cracker things at the train, and I gave her a look. Then when her dad said, "Nice aim!" and started doing the same thing, I lost it - I went and told on them to the cops. What a terrible role model for the kid! Other than that, I had a great time.
I attempted to update my phone to 4.1 to correct the sluggish problems, and of course, it goes wrong. Spent hours and hours trying to fix it, finally gave up around 2:30am.
11/27, Saturday: still no phone, and we're late for the family gathering at Lillian's: I was annoyed all day for some reason, and I took it out on poor Keith. We got a bit lost, but finally made it to Lillian's house for dinner and gift exchange. The massage mat and chocolates that Keith picked out was a hit - it got stolen so much, it was locked out! Keith got a badminton set from Kelly, and I got a cast iron pan & bath salts from Tiff (who said she'd swap out the lavender for something else since I don't like lavender - I'll go ahead and hold my breath on that one). We left a bit before 5, and snuggled in at home for the night. Phone still not working, after hours more fucking with it, I gave up for the night.
11/28, Sunday: Met Vinny & his dad at their house, then went into SJ to check out the Discovery Museum before dinner. Both girls fell asleep, so we hung out in the parking lot till Sophie woke up, then Keith & I took her in. OMG, she and Keith are in love - she held his hand, let him hold her, and talked to him constantly. I got some great pictures of them!
Dinner was a madhouse at Spaghetti Factory, but it was awesome that Linda & Lillian were able to come with their families. We walked over to Christmas in the Park after dinner, and Keith was playing photographer for everyone. The kids loved it, and it wasn't too crowded.
Phone still not working, and now the laptop died, stuck on the Blue Screen of Death. I feel like chucking every single piece of technology out the fucking window and becoming a luddite. The house was a mess (and wasn't all my mess - that's what drove me batshit. I don't want to have to clean up after a grown man or nag him to do it himself, like he's a damn toddler), I had forgotten about the 100W presentation due tomorrow, and on top of all that, Keith got sick.
11/29, Monday: I did my 100W speech almost totally cold - I had written it up last night, very las minute. I got home and the house was a disaster, so I dropped everything to dig out the place. My house is too fucking small for 2 people, especially if everything's not kept picked up pretty regularly. I couldn't deal with it anymore, so I postponed my studying for cleaning.
Keith ended up making himself some home-made soup, he stayed home because of last night's sickness. I felt like a total bitch, but I couldn't take care of him on top of everything else. He had installed Windows 7 onto the laptop, and I managed to get the phone working at 11:45 that night - FINALLY!
11/30 Tuesday: stayed home after work, enjoying being by myself, in a relatively clean house. Ahhh - I relish my alone time. I think I needed a reset after such a busy and stressful weekend.
12/1, Wednesday: Took the Cognition & Social Psych midterms, turned in the 100W papers - I'm officially done with midterms! Now all that's left is finals, and the Abnormal Psych paper (easy). Went to the munch after running all sorts of errands, the short pirate boots aren't the best for marathon shopping. Keith stayed home, so I munched solo, and had a great time.
12/2, Thursday: Yahoo still acting up because of the password error, watched Inception. The former was idiotic, the latter was pretty damn cool. I think the top fell over.
12/3: Friday: Flaked on the munch to stay home.
12/4: Work at Dr, Moser's office, then back home to meet Kelly & Heather at the movies: I was watching Sophie with Keith while they saw Tangled. We watched the holiday fireworks in RWC, then wandered through Cost Plus. I picked up some Gingerbread Torani & marsipan, then we met Kara, Tom & the girls at Pizza My Heart for dinner and catching up. Tori & Jolie both loved pushing Sophie in her stroller, and picking her up. Everyone else met us after the movie, and after seeing the little monkey puppet on the music vendor's box, all headed out. Kara & Tom, et al. came back to my house, and Keith's sister Kendra came over to see if he could fix her computer. No luck there, but me and the girls got to play a rousing game of A-SMACK! while the adults talked. I think everyone was gone by 9pm.
12/5, Sunday: We baked all day in preparation for Heather & Brock's christmas party - chili dip and rice krispie treats, 1/2 with butterscotch chips and 1/2 with Keith's homemade pumpkin caramel. OMG, it was so good! We decorated the tree, ate ham & yum stuff, and then watched Rudolph (so much dirtier than I remember, Why is Santa wearing a hunting cap with the reindeer, and the narrator's watch is stuck on 2pm), and then Frosty.I got slapped a few times on the tits by Heather (Brock's Minion) and Keith, Paul was of course way over the line with his knife, and Keith gave me matching hickeys. Home for hot sex - Keith's dirty talk gets me all riled up. :)
12/6: Monday, school, turned in 100W Method paper, and arranged to take the Cognition final at Nasa, so I can (hopefully) do all my midterms in 2 days. Dinner at Heather's with Kelly & her family, we ate KFC and decorated the gingerbread house. Heather made me smell her hot stinky feet, it was almost like being a kid again!
Whew!
Wednesday 9/22: Kara picked me up, and we met Keith at Nordstrom Rack in SJ after a bit of confusion about which NR it was. I saw some really cute shoes, but nothing that screamed at me. We tried all sorts of shoes on Keith as well, and after finding the perfect pair of hot-ass brown leather boots, they couldn't find the other one! Tried again after we ate sushi, and they could only find one in a size smaller. With no returns, no discounts, and the boots being $85, the plan was scrapped. Too bad - those were fucking hot.
Sushi was good, and at the munch, my Folsom wings were debuted. Holy christ, they're HUGE! And they have Disney princesses on them - squee!! I can't believe Keith did such an amazing job with them, and in such a short period of time, too. He's going to build in a bracket that will sit against my back, and the wings will be laced through the corset. He's also going to put a brace in there to keep them open to a degree. OMG, this is going to be the best Folsom ever!
Thursday 9/23: finally, a night home. Didn't get to Yoga with heather, but I did clean up a bit.
Friday 9/24: Keith met at my house with stuff for Folsom, & he wore his hot knee-high boots & a cool metaly/meshy shirt. We went to munch, and did FroYo afterwards. The new couple...not quite sure how that's going to pan out in our group. They seem cool, but she invited her step-daughter to meet us, and while that's slightly-weird-but-still-ok, it was really weird watching the guy hit on her. Granted, she's not his step-daughter, but it was still creepy. Coupled with the fact that when I allowed Keith to use the whip on my ass outside the bar (it's literally been years since I did anything as a bottom in public), he's chanting, "Boring! Hit her harder! This is dull!" Then he said, "Keith, I don't really see you as a dom.", and asked when he'd get a turn with me. What the everloving fuck?!?
Number one, I'm not playing with you, so it doesn't matter if it bores you. Number two, you don't really get to decide who does or does not qualify for any orientation, and proclaiming that someone else isn't domly enough or too submissive is a great way of being ostracized. Number three, you've been in the scene for 12 minutes - you might want to keep the blustering and swagger down to a minimum, and not come in all Judgey McDomarton on those who have been in the community a lot longer. Joe pointed out that they are really new,and they should get another chance. Ok, but if he put his hands on me again, or says something else totally out of line, I'll correct him once, then it's game on.
We were going to go catch Shelly up with all the info at In & Out, but instead, we sat in the parking lot and dished - Rebekah & Joe disappeared again together. On the way home, I felt like reprising the Road Head Hand again - of course, doing it as safely as possible, to ensure I get the Trollup Road Safety seal of approval. ;) Home to bang like bunnies, then pass out.
9/25, Saturday I knew I wasn't going to feel like going to two major events back to back, so we didn't make it out to the Ren Faire. Instead, we banged like bunnies in the morning, went to IHOP for mediocre breakfast food & endless debate over every possible topic, and then home for more banging like bunnies. Keith napped while I studied (24/7 Master/slave dynamics psychology paper by Dr. Moser for the win!), had more sex (well, sexual activities), then we went over to Heather's to help her wrangle the kids while the boys were out playing poker.
Poor Bella -she had some sort of fever/sick thing going on, was breathing really rapidly, and was in a funk. Heather tracked down a nebulizer to borrow, and while she was out getting it, I tried to move sleeping Bella to her bed. OMG, big mistake.
She woke up screaming, and not the I'm-cranky-so-I'm gonna-make-noise screaming, but the I'm-insane-and-will-bloody-your-face screaming. I felt so bad for her, cause there wasn't anything I could do to comfort her; even Heather was getting frazzled when she got back. Once she could get the medicine in her, Bella got a lot better really fast - the fever dropped dramatically, and her breathing calmed down. After making sure they were all set, we went back home, for...you guessed it, more sex! Crashed early, knowing that Sunday was going to be a madhouse.
9/26, Sunday - FOLSOM!
I got up early to start preparations for war..er, I mean Folsom. Makeup was done, hair was piled on top of my head, ready for pink spray, I finally woke Keith up around 10:30, we were supposed to be there at 11. Damn it, I do that every year - I think I'm going to be ready faster than is possible. Keith only took about 5 minutes to get ready, and we were off - I drove, since I can approximate light speed while driving.
Got there just after 11:30, which was awesome, since we didn't leave until 11:05, and parked in the Costco parking lot, meeting Athena & her boys there to get the wings. Damn, those things are heavy! But it was fairly painless to get them all attached, and we were off and running pretty quickly.
The fair was pretty light by this point, and it only took about 10 minutes to get to Wicked Grounds. I got stopped for pics a lot, but it didn't seem too much more than usual - yet. The wings were awesome - they didn't stand too far out away from my body to make navigation impossible, and they trailed behind me beautifully!
Went to Paul's for the after party, stayed an hour or so, left Keith there with friends while I went to go work, then came back. Blowjob in the comfy chair, then home around 8 for fuckloads of sex.
10/2 Saturday: Beauty & the Beast Singalong with Kara & Jolie, Heather & Bella. It was Bella's first movie, and she did perfectly! We got Buckets of Soda (Heather was embarrassed to be carrying it) & popcorn, then Pizza My Heart next door afterwards. Jolie & Bella fell in love with each other.
10/6: Nordstrom Rack for badly needed boots for Keith with Kara at EPA, then Ikea, shelly met us there for dinner. Stopped at Target for new shirt for Kara, lotion & randoms for me. Munch, then home for fuckloads of sex.
10/8 Bed Bath & Beyond
Keith & I pretty much have sex every morning & every night unless it's an early work day - that's a lot of sex. I think I'm getting too used to having hot dick on tap all the time.
Monday 10/11: MY BIRTHDAY!
Class was canceled for 100W, so I texted Keith & he brought me lunch - aww! We went over to Kara's for lunch, then back to school to see the Tibetan monks work on a sand painting in the library. As I was waiting for Keith to put money in the meter, I dropped my phone and shattered the screen. D'oh!
On the way to the train, I busted yet another bra strap, and missed the express train, just as the doors closed in my face. Harsh! Seeing Keith put me in such a good mood all day, though - nothing could get me down. I picked up Whits at HEathers, then we went to Macaroni Grill for dinner with everyone. I got some great body scrub from Tiff, a gorgeous huge black sun hat from Whits, and footie pajamas from Heather & Bella! Kelly was taking us to Disney on Ice later in the week. Back to Kelly's for Disney Karaoke on the Wii - they didn't have Part of Your World from Little Mermaid, Whitney was crushed! That's ok, we sang the shit out of everything else. Shelly dropped off her old phone, she rocks!
Tuesday 10/12: Stayed home from work so I could jailbreak the phone, then school that night, then hanging with Kara for coffee - we talked about a lot of stuff, it was really nice to catch up with her. I was sexting all the way home with Keith, and he sent me a video of him jerking off, accidentally posting it to Yfrog, and when I favorited it, reposted it to Twitter! Oops. Oh well, it was hot, and everybody's seen his cock anyway.
10/13 Wednesday: A friend in need, I spent the night in SJ, and was totally wrecked for school today. I took the RRT test in 100W, then bailed on the rest of the day - I had my car, so I drove home and crashed hard. Keith came over around 1, and we went to Payless to pick up my shoes, then other shopping and then munch. I wore my new knee high boots, they're hella comfy & cure, but almost too slouchy & loose. Steve & Lynn gave me a birthday present of penis stuff, and a certificate for a free oil change/tune-up at Steve's business - that was really nice of him! Home for fuckloads of sex.
Thursday 10/14: Disney on Ice with Kelly, Chris, Heather & Bella. Bella squealed the whole time, it was so damn cute! She took an extra late nap, and stayed up for the whole time. We pretended to fly all the way back to the car in the parking lot - so much squee, so little time.
Friday 10/15: Watched girls, went to Payless to exchange boots for other boots, bought Bella Disney Princess sparkly mary janes, home to Keith around 9:30 for fuckloads of sex.
Saturday 10/16: Lazy morning, I made Mickey pancakes for breakfast, sex coma nap for Keith while I wrote my 100W Lit Review Outline, then hit 99 Ranch Market, Grocery Outlet, & Safeway for random stuff - couldn't find sage anywhere! Made butternut squash ravioli with a (ground) sage & browned butter sauce that was fucking awesome. Got drunk for no real reason on 2 Buck Chuck, had hot sex all over the house, passed out around 1.
Sunday 10/17: Keith made breakfast, I took off for work at 12, took way too long to get out of there (Dr. M. asks the same questions every single week for at least 30 minutes), Kara came over for dinner. Keith made steak, potatoes, and teriyaki brocolli, but he served it strangely: he sat down with his own food, and Kara & I just blinked at each other, then he made us a potato, but the steak wasn't done for another 45 minutes. The brocolli was the 3rd course - very weird, but tasty! Kara & I went out for $1 store bonanza shopping & Yumi Yogurt (oooh, I just remembered it's still in the freezer!) She went home around 10, & I worked on my paper. Keith got back from coffee with his friend around 11, and I finished my paper around 12. Of course, we attempted to go to bed early, and didn't sleep till about an hour after that. :)
Monday 10/18: School, I forgot all about the test in Cognition, but after checking the study guide, I think I only got a few wrong. Went over to Julie's after school to hang out and "study", of course we didn't, just talked till 7:30. Home to clean & did my nails, crashed hard after that.
I can always tell which order I did my nails in - the first one always looks the best, and as the sleeping pills kick in, they get messier.
10/29, Friday: sick, sick, sick!
10/30, Saturday (Halloween parties): I didn't really feel like getting into a required costume & driving to Fremont for Katie & Johnny's party (though I was kicking myself, since it sounded awesome), so we dressed in jammies and went over to Julie & Anthony's house. We played Rock Band, sang along, and had a blast.
10/31: Skipped the trick or treating with the family to stay home sick.
11/1: took Keith to work, since his car was still there from Friday, and some stupid high schooler rear ended me, right after I mentioned to Keith that she wasn't paying attention. Grr. Keith dealt with her, so I wouldn't snap her like a toothpick and eat her.
11/3, Wed: I went to the market research at Yahoo, then drove to SJSU for the social psych midterm. I met Keith at Ross in SV, then we went to uh...other places.
11/4. Thursday: heather's house for laundry
11/5, Friday: munch, then dinner at Flames with the gang (the anti-munch), came home & hung out till 2am. Shark week prevented being too intimate, but orgasms were had.
11/6, Saturday: went to Heather's for hanging with Kelly & the kids, then hit up Fry's for a mini card for Keith's phone, then Ikea for candles, Mexican market for tenderloin. Keith made dinner at 11pm, then I used the jelly cock sleeve on Keith - he split it in two!
11/7, Sunday - Hung out, used leftover veggies in egg scramble, configured Ubuntu, steak & potatoes
for dinner
11/9, Tuesday: Work & school: I got a perfect score on my last quiz in Abnormal Psych!
11/10,Wednesday: Went to the SJSU clinic for a checkup of my infected finger - just the run of the mill infection, she gave me a script for antibiotics that should celar it up. Also stocked up on ugly-ass emergency condoms.
Keith picked em up, and we headed up to the Quicksilver mine trails for a hike. He told me it was about a mile or two, we ended up hiking about 4 miles, up and down sheer rock-faced cliffs (actually just some mild hills, but still!), well into night-time. We ended up using the light of Keith's phone to see the trail, and got back to the car around 7:30. We got all sorts of stuff for dinner, and Keith made shrimp and some gorgeous salmon. I served as sous chef, and we grubbed down hard!
11/11, Thursday: Keith didn't have work, I went home for lunch and a nooner. He spent the day making a perfect blueprint of my entire house on the new Ubuntu system, while half-drunk on Chai liquer we got from Bevmo last night - it was really cool looking.
11/12: munch, didn't feel like doing anything afterwards, so we went home.
11/13, Saturday: work in SF early, Keith came with me to visit his sister, then we went to the Latex munch at Wicked Grounds. We were there late, but there were 5 or 6 people still there, making chain mail (it's more of a kinky crafter munch). Headed over to Mr. S for a bit, then snuck out. Stopped by Daiso and actually didn't buy anything, OMG! We were going to go home and get ready for the party, but knew if we went home, we wouldn't want to leave, so we went directly there. The house is gorgeous, and about 10 minutes from my house. TONS of people there, including Larry & Karen! We started messing around on a spanking horse, which ended up with me bottoming in public for the first time in years. I was kind of uncomfortable, just because I kept expecting someone to walk in and ruin the scene by saying something, so I hid under my hair. Spanking, blowjob (and some serious denial of cock!), and sex down there, then a break to catch our breath. The Sybian room was finally free, and we were in there for quite a while. Damn, that thing is fun! Keith liked turning it up to the point where it was almost too much for me - that boy is turning into a sadist. Oh, and he threatened to give me a matching hickey on my right side by the end of the day, and he did it - even commented that he got me before midnight. After a rousing finish, we stumbled home to crash.
11/14, Sunday Went over Heather's house around 11 to do laundry, took the girls to Target for a while - Keith was so cute with them. Keith went home to start fixing shishkebabs for the BBQ at Dennis' & Alana's. Watched Give' em Hell Malone & Great Train Robbery with Sean Connery & Donald Sutherland. Home around midnight, bed around 1 or 2.
11/15, Monday: Keith came in with me to apply to SJSU for spring (had six minutes before we had to leave - quickie time!), went to my appointment (1 more week of antibiotics) social psych class cancelled, so we went to Walmart in Gilroy. Got his oil changed, my prescription filled ($4!), & spent a few hours there. Home by 7, installed new version of Ubuntu.
11/16: Tuesday: last quiz of the semester for Abnormal Psych! Got a 90%, not too shabby.
11/17: Keith was off work, and I didn't have anything to do at school, so I stayed home and geeked out, and he met me in time to go to dinner at Heathers. Vinny's dad had just flown in from NY, so he made dinner. Holy yum, Batman!
Somewhere around here, Kelly booked a Hawaii vacation for all the Gregg Girls in May - 5 nights in Maui for airfare only - $500! Heather paid for mine cause of all the babysitting she owed me, so I pretty much get to go for free. SQUEE!
11/18, Thursday: stayed home that night & worked on school stuff, house stuff, and other stuff.
11/19, Friday: Got jumped by Keith when I walked in the door - apparently, he was feeling rather amorous! A bit late to Dr. Zimbardo, but it was ok, since he was late as well. The talk was fascinating - an overview on social psychology, with some pictures of Abu Ghraibe that weren't made public, but overall, the tone wasn't negative. He is focused more on the possibility of good that every person has inside of them - the capability of being a hero. Keith & I got into a big debate about whether or not Ghandi and Mother Theresa are icons of good that people should look up to, or if they're unrealistic expectations that no one can attain. I believe the former, with their lives being the perfect example of people from regular backgrounds doing incredible things. Sure, they might have been dicks in real life, but that shouldn't overshadow their accomplishments. Everyone's a little bit of a dick, at some time.
Altruism is heroism without risk.
Heroism requires action that has inherent risk, positively benefits others without personal gain, and
11/20, Saturday: Called into work to reschedule for tomorrow, & Keith & I spend a lazy day hanging out and shopping. Didn't get much of interest at Target, their gift packs this year kind of sucks balls. I did stock up on pumpkin, and got a few ornament packs for my wee tree.
That night, we went out to dinner with Julie, Anthony, Tom & Kara for her birthday, at House of Genji in SJ, similar to a Benihanas. The evening didn't start out too well, with a semi-drunk guy getting pissed off that I kept using the word "blowjob" and offending his wife (and proceeded to use the word more times than I ever did). He moved tables, called us sexually unfunctional, and called me fat with my tits hanging out. Kara almost went Jerry Springer on his ass! After that, the evening got nothing but more awesome - we and the table opposite us were toasting to blowjobs, sang "Happy Birthday, Dear Blowjob!", and pretty much ridiculed the idiot who had left. Did I mention he was sitting at the bar when we were waiting for a table with his ass crack hanging out of his sweat pants? You stay classy, Mr. McCrakalackin.
After dinner (Keith got bombed out on sake), we headed over to Julie & Anthony's for some games. Apples to Apples is always fun, but the best part of the night was playing Catch Phrase. Anthony was the best at bombing Julie with the buzzer, Tom mortally offended me by not hitting the button (he was right - the rules don't say you have to), and the boys were all giving super-geeky hints to ordinary words. We were all laughing so hard at multiple times, we had to take a break to wipe the tears from our eyes.
What's the opposite of Europe, and is where rich people live? New England, duh!
I've got a hairy (waves a hand in front of her crotch)...beaver.
Julie won at life with those zingers. We played till after midnight, then called it a night. Holy shit, that was fun - I want to get one and play it at a munch!
Sunday, 11/21: after a good morning quickie, I zipped up to work for a few hours, and printed my own paycheck - that shall be my Black Friday moneys! Got hoime & Keith helped me cram for the Cognition midterm, then I wrote my 100W papers while he finished Moby Dick at an increased pace. Watched a linguistic-themed Star Trek episode (Darmok), then had another great session of cardio before finally crashing around 2am. I'm tired today, but it was worth it!
Monday. 11/22: My 100W papers were due, but the library was shut down due to a fire alarm, so I couldn't print them now (teacher said just to turn them in on Wednesday). Cognition midterm postponed till next week - damn, now I'll have to cram again!
Tuesday: met with the Allstate dude and got a $100 check from the accident, for an inconvieniance fee - sweet! Forgot that Subspace was next week, but oh well - I got participation points for school for going on the presentation day.
11/25, Thursday: Thanksgiing at Tiffs. Keith & Ryan geeked out, we all ate heartily, and we got back over the hill around 8. Kyle's mom made a pear pie that was unbelievable.
11/26, Friday: Walmart & Kohl's at 4pm, then munch & Christmas in the Park with Dave & Zan. Some dick kid was throwing little snap cracker things at the train, and I gave her a look. Then when her dad said, "Nice aim!" and started doing the same thing, I lost it - I went and told on them to the cops. What a terrible role model for the kid! Other than that, I had a great time.
I attempted to update my phone to 4.1 to correct the sluggish problems, and of course, it goes wrong. Spent hours and hours trying to fix it, finally gave up around 2:30am.
11/27, Saturday: still no phone, and we're late for the family gathering at Lillian's: I was annoyed all day for some reason, and I took it out on poor Keith. We got a bit lost, but finally made it to Lillian's house for dinner and gift exchange. The massage mat and chocolates that Keith picked out was a hit - it got stolen so much, it was locked out! Keith got a badminton set from Kelly, and I got a cast iron pan & bath salts from Tiff (who said she'd swap out the lavender for something else since I don't like lavender - I'll go ahead and hold my breath on that one). We left a bit before 5, and snuggled in at home for the night. Phone still not working, after hours more fucking with it, I gave up for the night.
11/28, Sunday: Met Vinny & his dad at their house, then went into SJ to check out the Discovery Museum before dinner. Both girls fell asleep, so we hung out in the parking lot till Sophie woke up, then Keith & I took her in. OMG, she and Keith are in love - she held his hand, let him hold her, and talked to him constantly. I got some great pictures of them!
Dinner was a madhouse at Spaghetti Factory, but it was awesome that Linda & Lillian were able to come with their families. We walked over to Christmas in the Park after dinner, and Keith was playing photographer for everyone. The kids loved it, and it wasn't too crowded.
Phone still not working, and now the laptop died, stuck on the Blue Screen of Death. I feel like chucking every single piece of technology out the fucking window and becoming a luddite. The house was a mess (and wasn't all my mess - that's what drove me batshit. I don't want to have to clean up after a grown man or nag him to do it himself, like he's a damn toddler), I had forgotten about the 100W presentation due tomorrow, and on top of all that, Keith got sick.
11/29, Monday: I did my 100W speech almost totally cold - I had written it up last night, very las minute. I got home and the house was a disaster, so I dropped everything to dig out the place. My house is too fucking small for 2 people, especially if everything's not kept picked up pretty regularly. I couldn't deal with it anymore, so I postponed my studying for cleaning.
Keith ended up making himself some home-made soup, he stayed home because of last night's sickness. I felt like a total bitch, but I couldn't take care of him on top of everything else. He had installed Windows 7 onto the laptop, and I managed to get the phone working at 11:45 that night - FINALLY!
11/30 Tuesday: stayed home after work, enjoying being by myself, in a relatively clean house. Ahhh - I relish my alone time. I think I needed a reset after such a busy and stressful weekend.
12/1, Wednesday: Took the Cognition & Social Psych midterms, turned in the 100W papers - I'm officially done with midterms! Now all that's left is finals, and the Abnormal Psych paper (easy). Went to the munch after running all sorts of errands, the short pirate boots aren't the best for marathon shopping. Keith stayed home, so I munched solo, and had a great time.
12/2, Thursday: Yahoo still acting up because of the password error, watched Inception. The former was idiotic, the latter was pretty damn cool. I think the top fell over.
12/3: Friday: Flaked on the munch to stay home.
12/4: Work at Dr, Moser's office, then back home to meet Kelly & Heather at the movies: I was watching Sophie with Keith while they saw Tangled. We watched the holiday fireworks in RWC, then wandered through Cost Plus. I picked up some Gingerbread Torani & marsipan, then we met Kara, Tom & the girls at Pizza My Heart for dinner and catching up. Tori & Jolie both loved pushing Sophie in her stroller, and picking her up. Everyone else met us after the movie, and after seeing the little monkey puppet on the music vendor's box, all headed out. Kara & Tom, et al. came back to my house, and Keith's sister Kendra came over to see if he could fix her computer. No luck there, but me and the girls got to play a rousing game of A-SMACK! while the adults talked. I think everyone was gone by 9pm.
12/5, Sunday: We baked all day in preparation for Heather & Brock's christmas party - chili dip and rice krispie treats, 1/2 with butterscotch chips and 1/2 with Keith's homemade pumpkin caramel. OMG, it was so good! We decorated the tree, ate ham & yum stuff, and then watched Rudolph (so much dirtier than I remember, Why is Santa wearing a hunting cap with the reindeer, and the narrator's watch is stuck on 2pm), and then Frosty.I got slapped a few times on the tits by Heather (Brock's Minion) and Keith, Paul was of course way over the line with his knife, and Keith gave me matching hickeys. Home for hot sex - Keith's dirty talk gets me all riled up. :)
12/6: Monday, school, turned in 100W Method paper, and arranged to take the Cognition final at Nasa, so I can (hopefully) do all my midterms in 2 days. Dinner at Heather's with Kelly & her family, we ate KFC and decorated the gingerbread house. Heather made me smell her hot stinky feet, it was almost like being a kid again!
Whew!