The Shirt
Characters: Draco Malfoy/Ginny Weasley romance
Genre: Humor/Romance
Summary: All-dialogue. May turn it into an actual one-shot with non-dialogue at some point, but no promises. Written for my 30 day meme. Ginny wants to show her appreciation for a very expensive gift, but Draco just won't take off his damn shirt. Credit to mibzilla for her spin on Draco.
“Draco!”
“You're still up?”
“Mmhmm. Hi.”
“Miss me?”
“Just a little.”
“Ah, so I see you found your gift.”
“I did.”
“It looks good on you.”
“How did you know I wanted it?”
“Intuition.”
“Well, I love it.”
“I'm glad.”
“It's amazing. And I've had all day to think about it.”
“Oh, really?”
“Mmhmm.”
“Interesting.”
“What have you been thinking about all day.”
“Paperwork. It's been brutal.”
“Oh, yes. That 'paperwork' you're so concerned about.”
“Potter's a real prick sometimes.”
“You're really still doing paperwork? How much do you have left?”
“A stack about this high.”
“You've been doing it for ages.”
“I'm not very efficient.”
“Could I help? Is that allowed?”
“No, I'll get it done eventually.”
“Yes, in twelve years. I'm very good at paperwork.”
“I'm sure you are.”
“I'm good at other stuff, too.”
“Are you?”
“Mmhmm.”
“Calligraphy?”
“Yes, actually.”
“I thought so.”
“But other things, too. Apart from my handwriting.”
“Such as what?”
“Sleeping in. Reading. Massages. Wearing this necklace.”
“Go on, then.”
“I can't wear the necklace any more than I already am. Though, I could be more naked.”
“You could. So what are you waiting for.”
“For you to be more naked.”
“You first.”
“I'll take off my shirt. What'll you do?”
“Watch.”
“There.”
“Excellent.”
“Your turn.”
“You can do it for me.”
“Mm mm, you have to at least do the shirt.”
“No dice.”
“I'm not doing it.”
“Yes, you will.”
“Are you going to make me?”
“I'm going to wait here.”
“I'm not moving until you lose the shirt.”
“Then I guess we're at an impasse.”
“You're really not going to take off your own shirt?”
“No.”
“Hmph. Well, then I guess I'll just take my new necklace and leave.”
“Even though you've been waiting for me all night? Itching to get your hands on me?”
“Yes.”
“Hm.”
“Because you can't take off your damn shirt, love.”
“I can, but I don't want to. Love.”
“You could have taken your shirt off like ten times by now. Maybe eleven. Just take it off.”
“You take it off.”
“You take it off.”
“Mm. No.”
“You know I can't take it off for you or I'm the weak one.”
“I know.”
“I'm not touching your shirt. You can just keep it on.”
Genre: Humor/Romance
Summary: All-dialogue. May turn it into an actual one-shot with non-dialogue at some point, but no promises. Written for my 30 day meme. Ginny wants to show her appreciation for a very expensive gift, but Draco just won't take off his damn shirt. Credit to mibzilla for her spin on Draco.
“Draco!”
“You're still up?”
“Mmhmm. Hi.”
“Miss me?”
“Just a little.”
“Ah, so I see you found your gift.”
“I did.”
“It looks good on you.”
“How did you know I wanted it?”
“Intuition.”
“Well, I love it.”
“I'm glad.”
“It's amazing. And I've had all day to think about it.”
“Oh, really?”
“Mmhmm.”
“Interesting.”
“What have you been thinking about all day.”
“Paperwork. It's been brutal.”
“Oh, yes. That 'paperwork' you're so concerned about.”
“Potter's a real prick sometimes.”
“You're really still doing paperwork? How much do you have left?”
“A stack about this high.”
“You've been doing it for ages.”
“I'm not very efficient.”
“Could I help? Is that allowed?”
“No, I'll get it done eventually.”
“Yes, in twelve years. I'm very good at paperwork.”
“I'm sure you are.”
“I'm good at other stuff, too.”
“Are you?”
“Mmhmm.”
“Calligraphy?”
“Yes, actually.”
“I thought so.”
“But other things, too. Apart from my handwriting.”
“Such as what?”
“Sleeping in. Reading. Massages. Wearing this necklace.”
“Go on, then.”
“I can't wear the necklace any more than I already am. Though, I could be more naked.”
“You could. So what are you waiting for.”
“For you to be more naked.”
“You first.”
“I'll take off my shirt. What'll you do?”
“Watch.”
“There.”
“Excellent.”
“Your turn.”
“You can do it for me.”
“Mm mm, you have to at least do the shirt.”
“No dice.”
“I'm not doing it.”
“Yes, you will.”
“Are you going to make me?”
“I'm going to wait here.”
“I'm not moving until you lose the shirt.”
“Then I guess we're at an impasse.”
“You're really not going to take off your own shirt?”
“No.”
“Hmph. Well, then I guess I'll just take my new necklace and leave.”
“Even though you've been waiting for me all night? Itching to get your hands on me?”
“Yes.”
“Hm.”
“Because you can't take off your damn shirt, love.”
“I can, but I don't want to. Love.”
“You could have taken your shirt off like ten times by now. Maybe eleven. Just take it off.”
“You take it off.”
“You take it off.”
“Mm. No.”
“You know I can't take it off for you or I'm the weak one.”
“I know.”
“I'm not touching your shirt. You can just keep it on.”