Random quotes and bumper stickers
some cool quotes ...
To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
"Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless"
- Mother Teresa
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
- Sharon Stone
If you are going through hell, keep going."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
Leo Tolstoy (1828 - 1910)
Because you are in control of your life. Don't ever forget that. You are what you are because of the conscious and subconscious choices you have made.
Barbara Hall,
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950
There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004)
The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy.
Florence Shinn The important thing was to love rather than to be loved.
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.
- Unknown
You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
Trying is the first step towards failure
--Homer Simpson
---------------BUMPER STICKERS---------------
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway- bumper sticker.
Bosses are like diapers. Full of shit and all over you Life's a bitch, and so am I - bumper sticker.
Don't laugh .. It's paid for!
- bumperstickers
Some days you're the Dog, & Some days you're the Hydrant
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an idiot!
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Few women admit their age ... Fewer men act theirs
Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control
Death Before Dishonor Nothing Before Coffee
To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
"Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless"
- Mother Teresa
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
- Sharon Stone
If you are going through hell, keep going."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
Leo Tolstoy (1828 - 1910)
Because you are in control of your life. Don't ever forget that. You are what you are because of the conscious and subconscious choices you have made.
Barbara Hall,
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950
There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004)
The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy.
Florence Shinn The important thing was to love rather than to be loved.
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.
- Unknown
You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
Trying is the first step towards failure
--Homer Simpson
---------------BUMPER STICKERS---------------
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway- bumper sticker.
Bosses are like diapers. Full of shit and all over you Life's a bitch, and so am I - bumper sticker.
Don't laugh .. It's paid for!
- bumperstickers
Some days you're the Dog, & Some days you're the Hydrant
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an idiot!
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Few women admit their age ... Fewer men act theirs
Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control
Death Before Dishonor Nothing Before Coffee