be prepared for a whole year of this:
world-record poo
"the world's longest documented human poo measures twenty-six feet and was produced by michelle hines in 2005. hines worked with a team of nutritionists and used a special plug the week before launch to prevent premature evacuation. the resulting poo was the same length as her entire colon, and is almost an inch longer than the longest surviving dino poo"
now that just doesn't sound healthy. a special plug? i wish they didn't have to prepare for such an amazingly huge poop. nonetheless i am impressed. is it weird that i'm also impressed by the fact that the world-record holder for this is a woman? i guess i can come up with reasons for why is more amazing and less amazing.....
northampton was extremeley awesome. and carolyn is amazing. and the week has started off really swell....so far. (i mean when does your week start?) how are you?
exxxesss and ohhhssss
"the world's longest documented human poo measures twenty-six feet and was produced by michelle hines in 2005. hines worked with a team of nutritionists and used a special plug the week before launch to prevent premature evacuation. the resulting poo was the same length as her entire colon, and is almost an inch longer than the longest surviving dino poo"
now that just doesn't sound healthy. a special plug? i wish they didn't have to prepare for such an amazingly huge poop. nonetheless i am impressed. is it weird that i'm also impressed by the fact that the world-record holder for this is a woman? i guess i can come up with reasons for why is more amazing and less amazing.....
northampton was extremeley awesome. and carolyn is amazing. and the week has started off really swell....so far. (i mean when does your week start?) how are you?
exxxesss and ohhhssss