Fuck Fish
So six months ago, I hooked up with this girl. We had a fun time, went back to my place, etc. etc. We play phone tag for about two weeks and we never see each other. A month later I pass her downtown and she says she lost her phone and wanted my number. So we exchange numbers and proceed to play phone tag for another two weeks. I delete her number from my phone because who has time for that shit anyway? Two nights ago, I was drunk as shit and I get a call from her (this is after six months of radio silence keep in mind) and she says she wants to hook up again tomorrow (yesterday). I said I'm doing something and I'll be done no later than 6:00 PM, so I'd call her. "Promise?" she says. So it's yesterday, I call her at six- no response. Her message system is broken so all I can do is leave my number. I call her a half hour later- no response. I call her an hour after that- nothing.
So my question is, why the fuck aren't there any reliable women out there? Guy, you can see my luck. What the fuck is wrong with women? I think I've met one that I could count on in the past twelve months of my life. That's a pretty bad ratio. So anyway, fuck women. And fuck fish. I'm done with fish. I vow never to set foot in the ocean again. That's how much fuck fish. And women. I'm done.
So my question is, why the fuck aren't there any reliable women out there? Guy, you can see my luck. What the fuck is wrong with women? I think I've met one that I could count on in the past twelve months of my life. That's a pretty bad ratio. So anyway, fuck women. And fuck fish. I'm done with fish. I vow never to set foot in the ocean again. That's how much fuck fish. And women. I'm done.