WOW,,,,,,,,,,IOWA.......FUN?
So I went to Iowa. I like it their. So I drove to Iowa and it was nice. The weather was great, I just felt really good. So I get to Iowa and I'm like what shall I do. So I go to my old bestfriends house to suprise her and see if I could find some trouble to get into. Her name is Brooke. She was hella excited to see me. We sat talked she made me coffee. YAY COFFEE. Then we drove around and bought some spray paint and went around spraying shit. For those who dont know shit about Iowa, Clinton,Iowa.. it is a small town,and it is full fo hicks bu ghetto hicks and it has a few crusties. Average white trash. Its a greta place but tis a place where if u get int rouble with the law in anyway ur put in the local newspaper NO PRIVACY.Anyway so we find out about this barn party about 20 mintues otuside of Clinton, so we go. IT WAS NUTSS. First of we were in a barn wit cattle and tis abotu 30 or so people. SInce they have soooo much tiem on their hands they create there own booze and shit so this one guy who had the ugliest mug on earth gives me a bottle of this black lookin shit and i drink it and sicne im the kidna of drinker to jsut gulp shit down i did and it liek knocked the shit out of me.I SAID GODDAMN! All I remember is tring to ride cows and being in the back of a pickup doign alot shit with this girl and my friend brooke finding me hitting me in the head and saying fuck you and thats it. She got mad and left me,,the nerve of that bitch....If she liked me liek that she hsould of told me I hate when people do that they dotn show they liek u then u do soemthign and they get mad. I got a ride form this big ass blakc guy some big husky negro then i got to my nana's and slept on the grass. great weather.I still feel liek POOP! I left wihtout saying bye to brooke and i wish i would have tlakt o her ill be back there soon to see her. all in all I had a shitload of fun.Wow. PEace