Death by instant noodles...
I just found out that noodles I'm eating contain voer 1,200 mg of sodium! Yikes! However, the desperation of hunger and the lack of motivation or time to do anything with the pancake and bread mixes in my cupboard leaves me with no other recourse than to eat of this carbohydrated salt mine. I'll just drink more water. Lots more water.
One more thing, how does a smiley face convey being shocked?