It's amazing that I can type without fingers.
Look, Midna.
I don't really mind it at all when you ride around on my back when I'm stuck in this wolf form. In fact, I really enjoy your company. Although there are times where I think you'd make an excellent chew toy.
I also like it when you scratch my ears, though I'd never admit to it because I believe you would use that as leverage. Just stop jabbing your tiny feet into my ribcage, please. I will buck you off if you do it again.
Edit: THAT'S NOT WHAT I TYPED AT ALL, AND WHY CAN'T I CHANGE IT!?
I don't really mind it at all when you ride around on my back when I'm stuck in this wolf form. In fact, I really enjoy your company. Although there are times where I think you'd make an excellent chew toy.
I also like it when you scratch my ears, though I'd never admit to it because I believe you would use that as leverage. Just stop jabbing your tiny feet into my ribcage, please. I will buck you off if you do it again.
Edit: THAT'S NOT WHAT I TYPED AT ALL, AND WHY CAN'T I CHANGE IT!?