I totally win at losing
Hey Slod!
I suck, and have written nothing in forever. So today, instead of writing you a lovely story, I instead give you my Top Ten...
The Top Ten Things Deannie SHOULD Have Gotten Slodwick
10 Something a hell of a lot wittier than this crap.
9 Simon Motherfucking Pegg. And I don't mean the icon.
8 A promise from those idiots at NBC that Journeyman will run until (and only until) Slod herself gets sick of it.
7 A personal meeting with the makers of Heroes, who will tell you exactly what will happen (as a bonus, their plots and arcs will be extremely well-thought-out and completely slashy where necessary).
6 Joe Flanigan, wearing only a crown... and with a meat cleaver.
5 An end to the writers' strike.
4 A big stick for to be smacking all those who do stuff you hate. (Don't worry, it would be a really big stick--there are a lot of people on the list, right?)
3 Jensen Ackles. Do I need to elaborate?
2 SlodTV. All Slod-approved television shows with Slod-approved plotlines all the time. In High-Def. X-Rated where necessary.
1 Massive hugs and sparkly wishes! (Okay, the wishes you can have now, the hugs are long-distance, and therefore, not nearly as cool.
Happy Birthday!