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[stagebird]

Who's "Zafer"?

Whoever he is, this girl thought I was him. She's pretty intent on finding him, so if anyone knows who the guy is, tell him he has a fiance on the loose.

Comments

[evernearer]

They did not tell me she was blind. She must have been, to mistake someone like you for the great me.

[stagebird]

You're missing the point.

[evernearer]

You should be flattered.

[stagebird]

She's trying to kidnap people who she thinks look like you.

I think you should go talk to her.

[evernearer]

NO

[evernearer]

ABSOLUTELY NOT

[evernearer]

SHE LIKES YOU MORE YOU TALK TO HER

[stagebird]

...No, I think it has to be you. She won't stop kidnapping people until she finds you. Besides, she's your fiance.

[evernearer]

WHO CARES

[stagebird]

Your fiance! Don't you get it?

[evernearer]

SHE'S NOT MINE. FUCK OFF

[stagebird]

...

I guess I can tell her you're at Countshire, at least.

If I see her.

[evernearer]

NO

ABSOLUTELY DO NOT DO THAT

[stagebird]

Then think of something!

[evernearer]

NO

WAIT

I'LL GIVE YOU TO HER! SHE THINKS YOU ARE THE GREAT ZAFER TANSEL

IT WILL WORK!!

[stagebird]

She already knows--I showed her my ID.