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SINCE I AM FEELING MARGINALIZED ALREADY, THIS IS A YULE PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
(I kick it old-school.)
YULE IS TRADITIONALLY A MID-WINTER CELEBRATION OF JOY MARKED BY SACRIFICE, FEASTING, USING WILDLIFE FOR DECORATION AND GIFT-GIVING! A TREE IS USUALLY INVOLVED, AS WELL AS A YULE LOG, AS WELL AS MISTLETOE IF YOU ARE IRISHLY INCLINED! IS THIS STARTING TO SOUND FAMILIAR????
Now I don't do Yule proper-like I guess, because hey I'm not fond of tearing boar's heads off or sacrificing young virile men! But! I still celebrate it! And plenty of people celebrate things that aren't Christmas, like YULE and HANUKKAH and EID AL-ADHA and DIWALI and FESTIVUS and PROBABLY SOME OTHER ONES I'M FORGETTING. SO LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT ALL THESE SPECIAL PEOPLE, TOO!
Okay, I'm off the soapbox, I'm off! But really guys, let's keep it multicultural!
And uh lastly! ADAM'S YULE LIST:
-THE DARK KNIGHT DVD! (See, I have a plan! I tape down buttons on my DVD controller so that it plays DK continuously, thus inventing THE DARK KNIGHT CHANNEL! EVERY TIME YOU TURN THE TV ON, BAM! DARK KNIGHT! I'VE HAD A BAD DAY, I THINK I'LL RELAX IN FRONT OF THE TUBE! I WONDER WHAT'S ON! BAM!!! DARK KNIGHT!!!!!! Genius, huh?)
-WALL-E DVD! Walllllllllll-E!
-THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: PRINCE CASPIAN DVD!
-TROPIC THUNDER DVD!
ARE YOU SENSING A PATTERN?
-OH, AND UH LOVE FOR EVERYBODY I LOVE AND PEACE AND UNDERSTANDING AND NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!
That is all, bebes, now get cracking! ♥
(I kick it old-school.)
YULE IS TRADITIONALLY A MID-WINTER CELEBRATION OF JOY MARKED BY SACRIFICE, FEASTING, USING WILDLIFE FOR DECORATION AND GIFT-GIVING! A TREE IS USUALLY INVOLVED, AS WELL AS A YULE LOG, AS WELL AS MISTLETOE IF YOU ARE IRISHLY INCLINED! IS THIS STARTING TO SOUND FAMILIAR????
Now I don't do Yule proper-like I guess, because hey I'm not fond of tearing boar's heads off or sacrificing young virile men! But! I still celebrate it! And plenty of people celebrate things that aren't Christmas, like YULE and HANUKKAH and EID AL-ADHA and DIWALI and FESTIVUS and PROBABLY SOME OTHER ONES I'M FORGETTING. SO LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT ALL THESE SPECIAL PEOPLE, TOO!
Okay, I'm off the soapbox, I'm off! But really guys, let's keep it multicultural!
And uh lastly! ADAM'S YULE LIST:
-THE DARK KNIGHT DVD! (See, I have a plan! I tape down buttons on my DVD controller so that it plays DK continuously, thus inventing THE DARK KNIGHT CHANNEL! EVERY TIME YOU TURN THE TV ON, BAM! DARK KNIGHT! I'VE HAD A BAD DAY, I THINK I'LL RELAX IN FRONT OF THE TUBE! I WONDER WHAT'S ON! BAM!!! DARK KNIGHT!!!!!! Genius, huh?)
-WALL-E DVD! Walllllllllll-E!
-THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: PRINCE CASPIAN DVD!
-TROPIC THUNDER DVD!
ARE YOU SENSING A PATTERN?
-OH, AND UH LOVE FOR EVERYBODY I LOVE AND PEACE AND UNDERSTANDING AND NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!
That is all, bebes, now get cracking! ♥