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[gonelikethis]

Are the cartoons edible or not?

Comments

[ghosthunted]

You're hungry enough that you're willing to eat cartoons...?

[gonelikethis]

They can't just taste like ink.

Maybe blue ones taste like blueberries..

[ghosthunted]

But what if it somehow turns you into one of them?

[gonelikethis]

I'd be animated, and full.

[aerators]

They're kind of... rotting. I don't think you want to eat them.

[gonelikethis]

There has to be some good parts left in the middle.

[aerators]

As someone who cuts cartoons up regularly I can tell you that there aren't any. And as someone who cooks regularly I can tell you that you really don't want to eat that.

[gonelikethis]

Maybe if I charred it and added salt. Salt makes most things edible.

[brainward]

I would not recommend them.

[gonelikethis]

Have you tried them?

[brainward]

Only a crab that was fresh at the time. It was not worth it.

And now... you would be better off breaking into a vending machine, I think.

[okitsunegao]

None left.

[okitsunegao]

I was wondering the same...

[gonelikethis]

It's probably worth a try.

[okitsunegao]

Haven't seen the edible ones around as much anymore, though... I guess they're easier to kill.

[gonelikethis]

When everyone realises they could have been eating cartoons instead of killing them, I reserve the right to say 'I told you so'.

[saygoodbyeagain]

Ew.

[gonelikethis]

Aren't you hungry?

[saygoodbyeagain]

I had bread and cheese.

[gonelikethis]

That sounds nice.