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I went to bed to late alst night. I need a nap already and it's only 8:15am. *SIGH* I could really go for a back massage to. I need a knew husband. Lord knows mine would never do it. I am getting ready to watch House. I am so glad the new season is here.
Not to much has really went on the past few days. I don't know if I mentioned this but when my step mother died, at hte funeral home. I had just gotten there and was walking towards dad. The wind blew and my dad told me I smelled like a French whore. The perfume I wear is NOT strong at all. I bitched at him and then realized, it was the guy beside him. How he didn't smell him before is beyond me. They guy was gay..>SO GAY. I picked on dad the rest of the evening. He had me over yesterday to open a file he couldn't ont he computer and go through pictures. I run across a picture of this guy where he was at Dad and Dot's wedding. Dad had his neighbors over. My dad is a huge attention whore. He does and says whatever it takes for attention. He tries to crack jokes at my expense and shit. I don't care. I can take....but I can also dish it out, baby! I took the picture and gave it to his friends telling it was dads boyfriend. HAHAHA! I heard....your not funny, Mary. You done started something dammit, you better tell the truth. FUCK YOU!! Mary....dammit....you better tell them the truth.
I just laughed all the more. I was coughing up a lung I was laughing so hard. In the end...well, I didn't take it back. I left, letting them believe what they wanted. HAHA! I heard...you little bitch and returned it with..your welcome you big earred bastard.
I know it's a harsh way to talk to my dad but I do it in fun. He KNOWS I don't mean it. We say the shit jokingly. He did tell me to leave his ears alone yesterday. I went over and started moving them as if he was flying...making noises of take off. I asked his friends.....you feel the wind off them babies? You might want to hold on...he's about to take off. ROTFLMAO....dad smacked my hands away at that point.
Yeah...it was fun.
Not to much has really went on the past few days. I don't know if I mentioned this but when my step mother died, at hte funeral home. I had just gotten there and was walking towards dad. The wind blew and my dad told me I smelled like a French whore. The perfume I wear is NOT strong at all. I bitched at him and then realized, it was the guy beside him. How he didn't smell him before is beyond me. They guy was gay..>SO GAY. I picked on dad the rest of the evening. He had me over yesterday to open a file he couldn't ont he computer and go through pictures. I run across a picture of this guy where he was at Dad and Dot's wedding. Dad had his neighbors over. My dad is a huge attention whore. He does and says whatever it takes for attention. He tries to crack jokes at my expense and shit. I don't care. I can take....but I can also dish it out, baby! I took the picture and gave it to his friends telling it was dads boyfriend. HAHAHA! I heard....your not funny, Mary. You done started something dammit, you better tell the truth. FUCK YOU!! Mary....dammit....you better tell them the truth.
I just laughed all the more. I was coughing up a lung I was laughing so hard. In the end...well, I didn't take it back. I left, letting them believe what they wanted. HAHA! I heard...you little bitch and returned it with..your welcome you big earred bastard.
I know it's a harsh way to talk to my dad but I do it in fun. He KNOWS I don't mean it. We say the shit jokingly. He did tell me to leave his ears alone yesterday. I went over and started moving them as if he was flying...making noises of take off. I asked his friends.....you feel the wind off them babies? You might want to hold on...he's about to take off. ROTFLMAO....dad smacked my hands away at that point.
Yeah...it was fun.