▻ Voicemail ♪

[countrybeloved]

... Is this how you work this thing? Am I supposed to leave a message now?

[...]

All right, so-

[Click!]

[ooc: Leave all IC/OOC messages here. o/]

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[ninjaservant]

BECAUSE I'M AN AWESOME MESSENGER.

CHAPTER 22.

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[ninjaservant]

...OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD WE NEED A SHIRAYUKI DAMMIT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

OBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

/DEBATES CANON UPDATING HIM NOW LKAJSDKLJFKLAJDFKLJASDLJFLAKSDJF

FEBRUARY COME FASTER DAMMIT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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[ninjaservant]

DAMMIT YOU'RE NOT HERE AND DANA IS AFK OR SOMETHING OR NOT RESPONDING OR NOT ACTUALLY THERE AND AAAHHH I HAVE NO ONE TO SPAZZ AT ;____;

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR!!

I LONG FOR YOU-

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[countrybeloved]

SLOW MESSENGER IS SLOW, I READ IT RIGHT BEFORE I WENT TO BED. :| BUT I LU ANYWAY.

AND FFFFFFFFFFF THAT BIT MADE ME GO "WHAT. OBI, YOU'RE EITHER JOKING OR PHRASING THIS REALLY BADLY." xDDDDDDDDD

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[ninjaservant]

WHAT. DAMMIT. AT LEAST I'M ONLY A FEW HOURS LATE AND NOT WEEKS? /only checked right before going to bed, too rotflmao >_>

I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.

I THINK.

Well I think it in a very overcomplicated way of saying "I'M ACTUALLY LONGING FOR THE YOUNG MISTRESS BUT IF I SAY "MASTER" THEN A) CONTINUE DENIAL THAT I LIKE THE YOUNG MISTRESS AND B) SHE'LL ALSO START THINKING ABOUT HIM."

>_>

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[countrybeloved]

SHUT UP. /was waiting all day for it

... SHOULD I THANK YOU FOR NOT FLIRTING WITH HER, AT LEAST?

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[ninjaservant]

IT'S A GOOD THING YOU'RE COMING MASTER.

WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD HAPPEN.

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[countrybeloved]

/PUNTS

MAYBE I SHOULD'VE SENT MITSUHIDE OR KIKI INSTEAD.

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[ninjaservant]

BUT I WON FAIR AND SQUARE.

ALSO.

MAYBE I WILL CANON UPDATE OBI WHEN I'M GONE IN ORLANDO. AND HE'LL COME BACK LIKE. THE NIGHT BEFORE THEY DISAPPEAR.

AND HE'LL BE ALL "MASTER, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN! HOW I'VE LONGED FOR YOU-" AND BE PUNTED, BUT THEN HE WOULD JUST GIVE HIS REPORT AND IT WOULD BE ALL "SO FAR SO GOOD /O/"

AND HOW WRONG HE WOULD BE.

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[countrybeloved]

YEAH, WELL, I'LL REVOKE THAT VICTORY IF YOU MAKE A MOVE ON MY GIRLFRIEND.

............

DAMN IT, OBI.

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[ninjaservant]

DON'T WORRY, MASTER, I WON'T LAY A FINGER ON HER.

WELL. EXCEPT WHEN SOME BRATTY PRINCESS DELIBERATELY PUSHES HER INTO ME OR I KEEP HAVING TO CATCH HER. I'M STILL ROOTING FOR YOU, MASTER!

:D IT'S OKAY MASTER, PRINCE RAJI IS ONLY SORT OF GROWING MORE SMITTEN TOWARD HER.

IF YOU WANT, I CAN DISPOSE OF HIM WHEN I RETURN 8D

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[countrybeloved]

DAMN IT, RAJI. BUT...

....

....

....

....

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SAY NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 8|

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[ninjaservant]

NO ONE WOULD KNOW.

WE GO OUT HUNTING ONE DAY AND THERE WAS A LITTLE "ACCIDENT"...

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[countrybeloved]

DOWN, OBI.

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[ninjaservant]

/SIGH.

FINE, FINE.