Subject:
Stolen from a total SKANK who likes guys who suck ass.
PART 1
1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
Kevin
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
Yes
3) Do you sleep with the t.v. on?
Yes
4) Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
Yes
5) Have you ever won a spelling bee?
No
6) Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Yes
7) How fast can you type?
Midly fast
8) Are you afraid of the dark?
If no ones around, hell yes.
9) What color are your socks?
Gray
10) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
No
11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
When I was like, six.
12) Do you knock on wood?
Yes
13) Do you floss daily?
No
14) Do you wanna Fanta?
Yeah
15) Can you hula hoop?
Fuck no
16) Are you good at keeping secrets?
Not really
18) Do you know the Muffin Man?
Im pretty fat, what do you think?
19) Do you talk in your sleep?
How the fuck am I supposed to know that?
20) Who wrote the book on love?
Gene Simmons
21) Have you ever flown a kite?
Probably not 22) Do you ever wish on fallen lashes?
???
23) Do you whiten your teeth?
No
24) Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
He was in Doom the Movie-HAHA
25) Have you ever asked for a pony?
No
26) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs??
Yes
27) Can you juggle?
No
28) Missing someone now?
No
30) Do the chickens have large talons?
I hate that fucking movie.
32) Are you ready to rumble?
Do people actually still say that?
34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
Yes
35) How do you spell relief?
R-O-L-A-I-D-S
36) Have you ever crawled through a window?
Again, im fat, so...............no
37) Have you ever eaten dog food?
No
38) Can you handle the truth?
Goddamn, what is this, the overused quote survey??
39) Do you like green eggs and ham?
If im stoned.
40) Whos your daddy?
Shitty lines that are overdone.
PART 2
[Parents still together]
Yes
[Siblings]
1/2
[Pets]
1 cat
FAVORITES
[Color]
Purple
[Number]
88
[Animal]
GRIZZLY BEAR!! RAR!!!
[Drinks]
Vault and Gatorade
[Book]
Catch-22-
[Flower]
Cocoa leaf
DO YOU
[Color your hair?]
No
[Drink/Smoke?]
Not regulary/no
[Like roller coasters?]
Yes
[Wish you could live somewhere else?]
Not really
[Own a web cam?]
No
[Know how to drive?]
Pretty damn well.
[Own a cell phone?]
Yes
[Ever get off the computer?]
Yes
HAVE YOU EVER
[considered a life of crime?]
Yes
[Considered being a hooker?]
Every single waking moment of my life.
[Used someone]
Id say.......no
[Been used?]
Me? HA No
[Been cheated on?]
No
[Kicked someone in the nuts?]
Yes
[Held a gun]
yes
CURRENTS
[Current clothing]
Jeans and a t-shirt
[Current mood]
Tired
[Current taste]
Skoal
[What you currently smell like]
Hopefully good.
[Current hair]
regular?
[Current thing I ought to be doing]
Bed
[Last book you read]
Slaughterhouse Five
[Last movie you saw]
Waiting...the Movie
[Last thing you ate]
Reese's Pieces
[Last person you talked to on the phone]
Ned
PART 1
1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
Kevin
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
Yes
3) Do you sleep with the t.v. on?
Yes
4) Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
Yes
5) Have you ever won a spelling bee?
No
6) Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Yes
7) How fast can you type?
Midly fast
8) Are you afraid of the dark?
If no ones around, hell yes.
9) What color are your socks?
Gray
10) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
No
11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
When I was like, six.
12) Do you knock on wood?
Yes
13) Do you floss daily?
No
14) Do you wanna Fanta?
Yeah
15) Can you hula hoop?
Fuck no
16) Are you good at keeping secrets?
Not really
18) Do you know the Muffin Man?
Im pretty fat, what do you think?
19) Do you talk in your sleep?
How the fuck am I supposed to know that?
20) Who wrote the book on love?
Gene Simmons
21) Have you ever flown a kite?
Probably not 22) Do you ever wish on fallen lashes?
???
23) Do you whiten your teeth?
No
24) Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
He was in Doom the Movie-HAHA
25) Have you ever asked for a pony?
No
26) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs??
Yes
27) Can you juggle?
No
28) Missing someone now?
No
30) Do the chickens have large talons?
I hate that fucking movie.
32) Are you ready to rumble?
Do people actually still say that?
34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
Yes
35) How do you spell relief?
R-O-L-A-I-D-S
36) Have you ever crawled through a window?
Again, im fat, so...............no
37) Have you ever eaten dog food?
No
38) Can you handle the truth?
Goddamn, what is this, the overused quote survey??
39) Do you like green eggs and ham?
If im stoned.
40) Whos your daddy?
Shitty lines that are overdone.
PART 2
[Parents still together]
Yes
[Siblings]
1/2
[Pets]
1 cat
FAVORITES
[Color]
Purple
[Number]
88
[Animal]
GRIZZLY BEAR!! RAR!!!
[Drinks]
Vault and Gatorade
[Book]
Catch-22-
[Flower]
Cocoa leaf
DO YOU
[Color your hair?]
No
[Drink/Smoke?]
Not regulary/no
[Like roller coasters?]
Yes
[Wish you could live somewhere else?]
Not really
[Own a web cam?]
No
[Know how to drive?]
Pretty damn well.
[Own a cell phone?]
Yes
[Ever get off the computer?]
Yes
HAVE YOU EVER
[considered a life of crime?]
Yes
[Considered being a hooker?]
Every single waking moment of my life.
[Used someone]
Id say.......no
[Been used?]
Me? HA No
[Been cheated on?]
No
[Kicked someone in the nuts?]
Yes
[Held a gun]
yes
CURRENTS
[Current clothing]
Jeans and a t-shirt
[Current mood]
Tired
[Current taste]
Skoal
[What you currently smell like]
Hopefully good.
[Current hair]
regular?
[Current thing I ought to be doing]
Bed
[Last book you read]
Slaughterhouse Five
[Last movie you saw]
Waiting...the Movie
[Last thing you ate]
Reese's Pieces
[Last person you talked to on the phone]
Ned