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So its 12:45 am, i want to be in bed but i cant because i sletp this afternoon and woke up sick because my roommate cant keep his dick in his pants or his tongue in his mouth and him and his gf bang whether or not either one of them is sick. Then, without fail, because they are always rabbit humping here, i get sick within 4-5 days after. And he calls it coincidence, and says get over it. WTF? Who likes being sick?? NO ONE, so dont share a habitat like that with someone who is. I have no choice, but they did. AND SHOULD have taken the matter into their own hands. I hate being sick and i am so fucking prone to it. EVERYONE knows it, im a little sickly death child with the worst luck ever. So put me in a clean bubble room and ill be okay. They invaded my clean bubble room with their raunchy sex habits.
PS. The other 2 people who live below me (which i know) and I have all decided that the dude fucks like a rabbit. THere is no way his gf could be ontop with that kind of rhythm. Hell, a drum roll cant even match the longevity and intensity of the pounding he gives that girl. I turn on my music so i dont hear the tapping (which believe me is a lot better than the moaning that used to happen when he was a slut), and the girl that lives below him (my roomate for next yr, lynn) ims me and asks: is that lula? (bc my dog thumps the floor sometimes when she scratches) and im all, NO Lula is a gentlewoman, thank you. But the rhythm, man, the rhythm. Its like painful to listen to, because its so elongated, and of course there are peaks and cessations to the general plowing, as we like to refer to it as, however, there is no humanly way any female could walk after doing that multiple times (Which they always do) in one night, pretty much night after night after night. How can she walk normally and not like she just stopped horseback riding across the sahara for 50 days? This is beyond me and, might i add, an astounding feat. She must have a fuck double. I keyed the term especially for them. A stunt double that either fills in during the day after, while she recovers, or fills in for the actual fucking (with the way he goes, im sure he wouldn't notice)...I haven't figured that part out yet.
I guess thats all i really have to say for now. Because i have to go to traffic court in the morning to argue a stupid ticket from a bored old man cop.
peace out.
PS. The other 2 people who live below me (which i know) and I have all decided that the dude fucks like a rabbit. THere is no way his gf could be ontop with that kind of rhythm. Hell, a drum roll cant even match the longevity and intensity of the pounding he gives that girl. I turn on my music so i dont hear the tapping (which believe me is a lot better than the moaning that used to happen when he was a slut), and the girl that lives below him (my roomate for next yr, lynn) ims me and asks: is that lula? (bc my dog thumps the floor sometimes when she scratches) and im all, NO Lula is a gentlewoman, thank you. But the rhythm, man, the rhythm. Its like painful to listen to, because its so elongated, and of course there are peaks and cessations to the general plowing, as we like to refer to it as, however, there is no humanly way any female could walk after doing that multiple times (Which they always do) in one night, pretty much night after night after night. How can she walk normally and not like she just stopped horseback riding across the sahara for 50 days? This is beyond me and, might i add, an astounding feat. She must have a fuck double. I keyed the term especially for them. A stunt double that either fills in during the day after, while she recovers, or fills in for the actual fucking (with the way he goes, im sure he wouldn't notice)...I haven't figured that part out yet.
I guess thats all i really have to say for now. Because i have to go to traffic court in the morning to argue a stupid ticket from a bored old man cop.
peace out.