Ha. Ha.
So, I finally decided to update this stupid journal. Or whatever. But, i really have nothing to say. SO, this is what i'm gonna do. This morning as i woke up i heard the first blonde guy joke..ever. SO, i'm gonna type it out for you all, cause i'm an idiot like that?
3 guys are working in a construction building thats 100ft tall. One is mexican, one is persian, and the other is blonde. They all sit down to eat lunch. The mexican opens up his lunch pale and sees a burrito. He says " I can't stand these burritos anymore. If i get a burrito one more time, i'm gonna jump of this building." Then, the persian opens up his lunch pale and sees a cabbage and tomatoe sandwich. He says " If I have a cabbage and tomatoe sandwich again, than i too will jump of this building." Than the blonde guy opens up his lunch pale and says " If i get another bologne sandwich again, than i will jump off the building with both of you." So, the next day at lunch the mexican sees a burrito in his lunch pale again, and jumps off the building. Than the persian opens up his lucnh pale and see another cabbage and tomatoe and sandwich, and he too jumps off the building. Than, the blonde guy opens his lunch pale and sees another bologne sandwich, and jumps also.
At the funeral the mexican's wife is crying and says " if i knew how much he didn't want burritos anymore, than i would have given him enchiladas or tacos!" Than, the persians wife who is also crying, speaks up " If I knew how much my husband didn't want a cabbage and tomatoe sandwich anymore, i would make him something else also!" After, everyone turns and sees the blonde guys wife. She shrugs and says " Don't look at me, I don't make his lunch."
Yaaaaay, i know you thought that was funny. So, thats all for noww! School is okay, stupid as usual. <3<3
3 guys are working in a construction building thats 100ft tall. One is mexican, one is persian, and the other is blonde. They all sit down to eat lunch. The mexican opens up his lunch pale and sees a burrito. He says " I can't stand these burritos anymore. If i get a burrito one more time, i'm gonna jump of this building." Then, the persian opens up his lunch pale and sees a cabbage and tomatoe sandwich. He says " If I have a cabbage and tomatoe sandwich again, than i too will jump of this building." Than the blonde guy opens up his lunch pale and says " If i get another bologne sandwich again, than i will jump off the building with both of you." So, the next day at lunch the mexican sees a burrito in his lunch pale again, and jumps off the building. Than the persian opens up his lucnh pale and see another cabbage and tomatoe and sandwich, and he too jumps off the building. Than, the blonde guy opens his lunch pale and sees another bologne sandwich, and jumps also.
At the funeral the mexican's wife is crying and says " if i knew how much he didn't want burritos anymore, than i would have given him enchiladas or tacos!" Than, the persians wife who is also crying, speaks up " If I knew how much my husband didn't want a cabbage and tomatoe sandwich anymore, i would make him something else also!" After, everyone turns and sees the blonde guys wife. She shrugs and says " Don't look at me, I don't make his lunch."
Yaaaaay, i know you thought that was funny. So, thats all for noww! School is okay, stupid as usual. <3<3