The Chronicles of Jaejoong's Layover in Narita

Jun 30, 2015 11:10

Title: The Chronicles of Jaejoong's Layover in Narita
Author: countingcr0ws
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Form: One-shot
Genre: AR, Fluff, General, Romance
Summary: Prompt: I just discovered that you can buy vibrators at the airport, but while I was trying to load my bag into the overhead compartment on the plane, it fell out and landed right in your ( Read more... )

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countingcr0ws June 30 2015, 23:05:47 UTC
????????????????????? /inserts the Yunho stinky face in the show where one of the Japanese host was a bigeast and she tried to make them do the fanchants and they were oversized awkward turtles. You know that show?? Where the Uknow stinky face flooded the market like common Pepes? Anyway, yeah. That face. Like why???? Would??? You??? Even???? Ask????? Just go eat that damned ice cream????? I don't even know how you do it. Anyway have you read those articles about like how poor people have a lower tendency of being able to resist consuming stuff?? Because like its always hand to mouth, stuff yourself now before you end up STARVING yourself and how some hip hop stars that got out of their social economic statuses to make it big end up going bust despite the millions they earned and stuff, due to the same phenomenon. Aka, you can resist the lure of ice cream because you had a reasonable childhood. ;A; I be never grown with ice cream. Well, that's the only theory I can dish up. And looool. I think I'm more of a /is this a good situation to speak? Kind of person in RL but if we be close I gon' be talking tons, haha. But idk, though. Like I don't know how many thank you for reading comments I can make, like no shade but if people leave a comment, I'm gonna rut on them and get myself off, going on about what I'm doing, lol. Like half the time I'm at work anyway /cough cough cough so I'm glad to reply, loooool. And dude???? You be a nice, rich person!!!!!! D;;;;

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jaeparadise_22 July 1 2015, 13:27:56 UTC

Honestly, with tons of videos and shows of them I have watched, that I can't remember. But I bet it's hilarious because Yunho's face can do wonders. Lol.
Nope, my childhood is pretty ordinary , I grew up in a middleclass family and I experienced the horror of hand me downs. I had that experience of wearing dresses three sizes bigger than me! xD
I'm a food monster like Min that may be caused by not being able to taste food I like when I was young. And that tubs of ice cream, I take as a reward for my haddwork. But I think I rewarded myself too much, I am now warned to limit my intake because I am on my way to being a diabetic. damn. T.T

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countingcr0ws July 2 2015, 07:40:06 UTC
i read up on type 1 and 2 diabetes because of your last line but unless 1, the cells in your pancreas that makes insulin is destroyed, sugar is not a problem. 2. type 2 diabetes is usually genetic but unless you have excess body fat, its not usually a problem and sugar mighttt only lead to diabetes because it's about the insulin production and i feel like a nerd like i've never been into pets and stuff and i'm def not on my way to becoming a master or anything but i have two shelved fics about pets, one about doggies and the other about kitties and after all the research, my friend was talking about her cousin having a dog and stuff and i was all like @@@@@@. regurgitates my self righteous irresponsible owner rant, like they have a labrador which requires tonsssss of exercise but they don't even walk it at all now bc of the baby and stuff and i'm just mostly like D:::: and my friend was asking how i became so proficient and i was all shady about it. all this random facts that i am amassing for idk what. oh, i want a coloring book. coloring helps in decision making for adults, apparently, ikr. what.

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