The One Where Yunho's A Hapless Pervert

[countingcr0ws]

Title: The One Where Yunho's A Hapless Pervert
Author: countingcr0ws
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: R
Form: One-shot
Genre: AR, Crack, Masturbation, Some plot if you squint
Warning: Bad writing, Mentions of Yunho having an affair with white chocolate
Summary: Prompt: So we’ve never met but our showers are on opposite sides of the same apartment wall so

Comments

[countingcr0ws]

yeah man, fuck this shit ass adultery, oh my god, words, help.

and nah, you were sleeping, and you're early enough?? like idk, sometimes you don't even drop by, lololol. i don't drop by either, loloolol. i only did bc you said you left a comment, like i was trying to do the stop being an attention whore thing and i'm editing my fairytale story. DO YOU KNOW oh, thank goddddd. for a moment i thought that it was called prometheus, MY GOD. it's not called prometheus, /yells it to make sure you don't ride off into the sunset with a horse. omg, horse. the horse is called prometheus though. i wasn't very creative. wow, did i just use wasn't? isn't. lol, lol.

and yeah, bad ending is so bad, i just didn't know how to wrangle their dicks back into their pants. so hard, i swear.

and nooooo, i sent you the asshole otp thing. you read it, right??????? that's like the best. and dude, shaming goes well on bread every day. it tastes so much better, HHAHAHA, VEGEMITE, HAHAHAHHAHA. idk where that came from.

omy god, thanks for the shaming compliment as in my shaming skills. not that good though, i had to revise before i started. i need to revise more /looks shifty eyes at porn writing compilation.

and yes, no. no no no. the prompt is cute, but it went south. so therefore, it's not cute. i think it's like some porn plot.like it's cute but nothing clean will come out of it. it's so well disguised. like you, lollllllllllllll.

[lindabelinda99]

Hahahahahahhahahahaha, omg im well disguised?? I was going to say you rude shit but then I guess that's a compliment. And then idk. So like, whatever. Haha. we can be the well disguised pervs luring kids on the internet together. But then again you don't actually have to be that well disguised to lure kids these days. like, have you read those reports on kids who did an internet challenge things which gets them to set themselves on fire? Lol, my colleague sent me that going like oh my gosh, poor kids. And idk but I was like dying. What do people expect when they set themselves on fire these days? To turn into fairy dust? Like wut omg. Stop.so much stupid. It hurts.

Any ways. Yea, Sorry for not dropping by more. I'm knee deep in my pool of shit fics. I won't mention which pairing, I don't want to you puke on your laptop screen. because I'm considerate like that.

But omg, when I read your reply about the fairy tale fic I was like Omg omgomgomg. And then I came back to actually type out a fucking reply (and not pretend we have telepathic communication channel set up) I saw your fairytale thing!!!!! Omgomgomgigmjajakakskfk 3/6??? Wuut. Fuck. Artghhsjsks. omg. Must go digging. Omg.

Putting dicks back is very difficult. Especially all you really want is for them to go at it like kinky rabbits. But I think it was good. I thought you might have stopped after they fell asleep. Because porn always ends when the cum dries. But you didn't!!! You did the talking as well!! So nice. I like that.

Sure sure, you go revisit your porn collection and next time you'll be like the queen of humiliation porn. It'd be great.

Omg, when you said you sent me the asshole thing I thought you meant some gay sex fic. And I was like, dude what, which one. But oooh, yea. That one. Yes, yes I read it. But most of them suited sterek more. You need a more dicky pairing for some of the prompts. Mesa think.

And yea, im going back to line now. This lj text box thing is driving me nuts.

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prometheus is foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

(Im so glad you're not within punching range)

[countingcr0ws]

did you mean "i'm so glad i'm not in punching range?"