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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I stole missbest's purse (-30 points). In January I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last week I gave msshe a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In March I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Thursday I gave wildaugust a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (656 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
counting_demons