On the twelfth day of Christmas,
countfunk5 sent to me...
Twelve shogokis drumming
Eleven verabees piping
Ten brazis00s a-leaping
Nine anidisasters dancing
Eight flashlight___s a-milking
Seven ninjas a-swimming
Six pirates a-podcasting
Five anti-i-i-i-parents
Four tattoos
Three nes
Two sega masters
...and a duckhunt in a david bowie.