Huh... So I AM Pretty.... Who Knew?
The last two days have been so chock full of gooey ego snacks! One full week into the new year and it's already WORLD'S away from where I was 4 months ago.
But sometimes it sux being good looking.
Sometimes...
Cuz then you get the guys who think they're all that that try to hit on you and you just have to laugh in their faces. Case in point - this guy that left me a message on my Myspace account. Check this shit out:
"hows it going my name is marc, I just got back from IRAQ i was over seas for 4 years, way to long to be away for hehe, looking to wine and dine a sweet girl like ur self and put 120% of my heart and sole intoo them but of course u need freindship first i see what u wrote that u are looking for someone trust worthy maybe we can talk and i can show u how a girl should be treated, well i gtg my new motorcycle awaites a ride so email me back if u have aim or somthing like maybe we can meet up on there, well for now talk too u soon
marc
p.s wow i love ur drawings there amazing"
Are you SERIOUS??? First of all - PLEASE read a book. One of my BIGGEST pet peeves. I don't care if you don't know what the word "interuterin" means, but please, please, PLEASE know how to spell "heart and SOUL".
Secondly, ya know those im's that pop up from Amber-Tiffany-Barbie-Ann rite after she broke up with her boyfriend but want you and only you to see her get naked on the new web cam her daddy bought her for her birthday, and if you're lucky, her friend Brittany-Bambi-Brandy-Lee will join her in a pillow fight? That's what my conversation with him sounded like. Oh yeah, he im'd me alrite. He actually used the line, "So do you like candlelight dinners and long walks on the beach?" ........ Are you for real? I just said, "Well I haven't experienced any personally, but according to those 70's dating game shows, they sound pretty swell!" When he asked what I like to do, I told him about karaoke, drawing and pretty much partying. When I asked him what HE likes to do, he said, "Rock climbing, sky diving and driving my motorcycle. Do you like speed?"
Y'ok. Keep it truckin there cookie.
And ya wanna know why I can't find anyone? THIS is what I have to choose from!!!!
I'm still obscenley obsessed with Myspace. If I'm not on there, I get twitches. Mainly I'm on in hopes of seeing Micheal. I think I might have scared him a lil bit but he says it's all good. It's just so hard to read people thru text. And yes, to everyone concerned, I'm being careful.
Oh yeah... and Bill, from last nite - called me today. He seems pretty nice. My only skeptism at this point is the fact that I met him in a bar. That doesn't necessarily scream "Life Long Partner".
Why am I having so much trouble with this?
But sometimes it sux being good looking.
Sometimes...
Cuz then you get the guys who think they're all that that try to hit on you and you just have to laugh in their faces. Case in point - this guy that left me a message on my Myspace account. Check this shit out:
"hows it going my name is marc, I just got back from IRAQ i was over seas for 4 years, way to long to be away for hehe, looking to wine and dine a sweet girl like ur self and put 120% of my heart and sole intoo them but of course u need freindship first i see what u wrote that u are looking for someone trust worthy maybe we can talk and i can show u how a girl should be treated, well i gtg my new motorcycle awaites a ride so email me back if u have aim or somthing like maybe we can meet up on there, well for now talk too u soon
marc
p.s wow i love ur drawings there amazing"
Are you SERIOUS??? First of all - PLEASE read a book. One of my BIGGEST pet peeves. I don't care if you don't know what the word "interuterin" means, but please, please, PLEASE know how to spell "heart and SOUL".
Secondly, ya know those im's that pop up from Amber-Tiffany-Barbie-Ann rite after she broke up with her boyfriend but want you and only you to see her get naked on the new web cam her daddy bought her for her birthday, and if you're lucky, her friend Brittany-Bambi-Brandy-Lee will join her in a pillow fight? That's what my conversation with him sounded like. Oh yeah, he im'd me alrite. He actually used the line, "So do you like candlelight dinners and long walks on the beach?" ........ Are you for real? I just said, "Well I haven't experienced any personally, but according to those 70's dating game shows, they sound pretty swell!" When he asked what I like to do, I told him about karaoke, drawing and pretty much partying. When I asked him what HE likes to do, he said, "Rock climbing, sky diving and driving my motorcycle. Do you like speed?"
Y'ok. Keep it truckin there cookie.
And ya wanna know why I can't find anyone? THIS is what I have to choose from!!!!
I'm still obscenley obsessed with Myspace. If I'm not on there, I get twitches. Mainly I'm on in hopes of seeing Micheal. I think I might have scared him a lil bit but he says it's all good. It's just so hard to read people thru text. And yes, to everyone concerned, I'm being careful.
Oh yeah... and Bill, from last nite - called me today. He seems pretty nice. My only skeptism at this point is the fact that I met him in a bar. That doesn't necessarily scream "Life Long Partner".
Why am I having so much trouble with this?