Aug 26, 2005 20:28
Do not jaywalk across Cardinal Boulevard.
You will get hit by a car.
The whole left side of my body hurts and I have one hell of a heart shaped bruise on my thigh.
Not to mention the scrapes on my tummy and left leg.
You would think that 4 years of dodging cars at UK would teach you something.
Now it's time for more Loritabs and ibuprofen.