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[counteraxe]

Reading through Livejournal w/ Robert lead to the realization that I have not posted in 16 days. I honestly cannot believe that the time has flown buy so freaking quickly. Its like 2 am and I have a calc midterm today, fuck

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[cntchths15]

I'm sure the 'rents will be totally proud of a chain smoking astrophysicist daughter.

[tkwrinklefiber]

She has a boyfriend though. That must count for something.

[deathundothee]

I'd be proud of her! She inspires me deeply.

[counteraxe]

My friend Jess suggested that I play two truths and a lie w/ my family on thanksgiving, it would go something like this:
Me "Mom, dad, Lets play a game, I am going to say two true things and one lie, here goes. 1) I am dating Robert, 2) I am pregnant, 3) I am a lesbian."
My parents are dumbfounded, trying to pick between if i am gay or preggers, I say,
"ok, I am not dating robert."
My dad has a heartattack. Hah.

Yeah, I think I wont play that game w/ my parents, btw the "I am not dating robert is a joke" the real lie was "I am pregnant." Just so you dont freak out.

[cntchths15]

That comment really was more like we knew you would start smoking in college because you were addicted at home. I say you should light one up in front of your parents. You're 18. And tell them that they made you addicted in the first place.