Don't underestimate the power of crack. E.g. (and this is not a real fill)
"So you turned me into an angel vessel in order to save my life?"
"What was I supposed to do, Sam? You think-"
"Yeah. You probably made the right call there."
"I- huh?"
"No, man. I feel you. I wasn't really in my right mind or anything."
"You're...okay with this?"
"You did what you had to. And seriously, as problem solving goes, it could have been worse."
"You're okay with this."
"Of course. Thanks, Dean."
Spat, like a curse: "You're not my brother,"
"Dude, who else would I be- wait, what's with the iron and holy water?"
"Te exor- exorc-"
"I'm not possessed, Dean."
"Like hell."
"Well, I guess I am. Sort of. By an angel. Which should rule out demons, don't you think?"
Menacing, angry vocie: "I think I'm going to get you the hell out of my brother."
"Dean, I get it. But this whole angel thing has really helped me gain some perspective, you know? Maybe we need to take a break or, hell, retire. It's not making us happy, right? So maybe we should just get on with living our lives, work on setting up healthy boundaries, maybe sign up for some thera- Dean? Hello?"
Dead, staring silence: "..."
"...Do you need a hug?"
Horrified whisper: "What kind of monster are you?"
"So you turned me into an angel vessel in order to save my life?"
"What was I supposed to do, Sam? You think-"
"Yeah. You probably made the right call there."
"I- huh?"
"No, man. I feel you. I wasn't really in my right mind or anything."
"You're...okay with this?"
"You did what you had to. And seriously, as problem solving goes, it could have been worse."
"You're okay with this."
"Of course. Thanks, Dean."
Spat, like a curse: "You're not my brother,"
"Dude, who else would I be- wait, what's with the iron and holy water?"
"Te exor- exorc-"
"I'm not possessed, Dean."
"Like hell."
"Well, I guess I am. Sort of. By an angel. Which should rule out demons, don't you think?"
Menacing, angry vocie: "I think I'm going to get you the hell out of my brother."
"Dean, I get it. But this whole angel thing has really helped me gain some perspective, you know? Maybe we need to take a break or, hell, retire. It's not making us happy, right? So maybe we should just get on with living our lives, work on setting up healthy boundaries, maybe sign up for some thera- Dean? Hello?"
Dead, staring silence: "..."
"...Do you need a hug?"
Horrified whisper: "What kind of monster are you?"
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