Week 48

Jan 04, 2012 19:59

[Someone’s got that tired look back in his eye, although he’s looking very professional, sitting upright and not fiddling with his datapad like he usually does. He clears his throat as the opening music dies, and launches straight into his piece. There’s no mention of where he was last week, or why he’s late this week]

My dear viewers, I’ve tried my utmost to remain an objective - if unnecessarily humorous - source of news since my predecessor Emer Ikuh, well, became my predecessor. What with the war situation being as it is right now, however, candour compels me to clarify that I am, in fact, a Revan supporter. And have been ever since he defended our galaxy from the Mandalorians.

That said, I’d appreciate it if no one tried to bomb my office after this.

Other than that, the only piece of news I really have to bring you this week is that the Sith are still seeking volunteers, and are as always, welcoming of those Jedi who find themselves dissatisfied with the tenets of either of the Orders currently in place.

That’s Demos Kraci, out.

!week change, !the hollownet

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