Event: The Holiday Special

[theoldcoots]

It's that time of year again, Starsians.

You know the time I'm referring to. Where everyone curls up with a hot mug of hot chocolate, sings carols, and decorate large green trees.

Thank goodness Lifeday is here to satisfy all of these needs!

In the midst of war, celebrations are quiet, but still going. Unfortunately, for those who may have noticed,

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[breakmychest]

Spike, Anya, Deadpool, and Han are all available for plottage!

All I have planned is that Spike will destroy a Lifeday playing music droid in honor of I AM SO SICK OF CHRISTMAS MUSIC. And he is grumpy and prone to doing things like this. So it all works out.

[slayerisms]

spike y u gotta destroy the droid. buffy loves christmas music.

[breakmychest]

:-( If she calls him out on it he will feel remotely ashamed. She has that power over him.

[slayerisms]

there will be calling out. also, this face.

[breakmychest]

Awww, Buffy. He will definitely feel bad then. She can pretty much get him to do anything after that.

[slayerisms]

this is different from usual how???

[breakmychest]

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.......he'll be actively offering?

[slayerisms]

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threesomes????

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maybe.

[slayerisms]

!!!!!!!!!!!!

[breakmychest]

BUT YOU HAVE TO CONVINCE THE THIRD PARTY. And they may not have destroyed any guilt-inducing droids.

[slayerisms]

ok here's the plan. dope riley up on jessica's blood so he's just high and horny then suggest guilt-blackmailed threesome with spike. it can't possibly go wrong.

[breakmychest]

YES there is exactly NOTHING flawed about this plan it will go perfectly.

[slayerisms]

i can't wait for brian to find this

[breakmychest]

He better find it. I want his insight on our brilliant plotting.

[slayerisms]

he deserves to know he doesn't get a choice in this