Yuletide: Dear Yule Goat
Dear Yule Goat,
Oh, you poor person. You've drawn me in the Yuletide Lucky Dip. You may ask yourself how you may please me? What words could you write that would tickle my fancy and warm the cockles *insert juvenile giggle here* of my heart?
Rest assured, Dear Goat, that your very act of signing up for Yuletide 2009 has filled my decrepit and blackened heart with joy and love. Well, that was easy, wasn't it?
By writing a fic for me, you shall fill me to the brim with butterflies, rainbows and unicorns. Maybe those unicorns will look suspiciously like Anderson Cooper, and will be ridden *insert juvenile giggle here* by Barack Obama. Maybe not.
Fandom: RPF - 20th-21st c Politics
Characters: Barack Obama/Michelle Obama/Rahm Emanuel
I would love to read any situation involving these any of these three. It can be as simple as a conversation right up to a steamy threesome. Humour is appreciated, but don't feel compelled if the story doesn't seem to warrant it.
Fandom: Cardiac Arrest
Characters: Any
Does this fandom even exist? I would love to see anything at all. It can be a melancholy character piece, an absurd trail of disaster or a filthy sex romp.
Fandom: The Bill
Characters: Cass Rickman/Dale Smith/Mickey Webb/Nick Klein
I'd love a late 90's era story. A bit of policing, maybe a bit of a practical joke. Hell, even a drunken orgy!
If you can manage to work all 4 characters in, I would be over the moon. However, that's not mandatory, feel free to pick any you feel comfortable writing. A current-era Smiffy or Mickey story would be just as welcome.
Fandom: RPF - Pundits
Characters: Ana Marie Cox/Anderson Cooper/John Oliver/Rachel Maddow
I'd love something slashy. If you can pull off (oo-er!) slashing Anderson Cooper with John Oliver, I might have to marry you. Of course, Rachel and Ana are love.
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In general, whatever rating you feel most comfortable writing will be welcomed with love by me. You can make it sweet and innocent, or dirty, dirty h0rish.
Nothing really squicks me out, but mindless homophobia, racism or sexism would make me very sad, indeed.
You can write any combination of characters you have a feel for. Any other characters I haven't specified can make cameo appearances *waves to Jon and Stephen*.
In conclusion, thank you!
Oh, you poor person. You've drawn me in the Yuletide Lucky Dip. You may ask yourself how you may please me? What words could you write that would tickle my fancy and warm the cockles *insert juvenile giggle here* of my heart?
Rest assured, Dear Goat, that your very act of signing up for Yuletide 2009 has filled my decrepit and blackened heart with joy and love. Well, that was easy, wasn't it?
By writing a fic for me, you shall fill me to the brim with butterflies, rainbows and unicorns. Maybe those unicorns will look suspiciously like Anderson Cooper, and will be ridden *insert juvenile giggle here* by Barack Obama. Maybe not.
Fandom: RPF - 20th-21st c Politics
Characters: Barack Obama/Michelle Obama/Rahm Emanuel
I would love to read any situation involving these any of these three. It can be as simple as a conversation right up to a steamy threesome. Humour is appreciated, but don't feel compelled if the story doesn't seem to warrant it.
Fandom: Cardiac Arrest
Characters: Any
Does this fandom even exist? I would love to see anything at all. It can be a melancholy character piece, an absurd trail of disaster or a filthy sex romp.
Fandom: The Bill
Characters: Cass Rickman/Dale Smith/Mickey Webb/Nick Klein
I'd love a late 90's era story. A bit of policing, maybe a bit of a practical joke. Hell, even a drunken orgy!
If you can manage to work all 4 characters in, I would be over the moon. However, that's not mandatory, feel free to pick any you feel comfortable writing. A current-era Smiffy or Mickey story would be just as welcome.
Fandom: RPF - Pundits
Characters: Ana Marie Cox/Anderson Cooper/John Oliver/Rachel Maddow
I'd love something slashy. If you can pull off (oo-er!) slashing Anderson Cooper with John Oliver, I might have to marry you. Of course, Rachel and Ana are love.
*****************
In general, whatever rating you feel most comfortable writing will be welcomed with love by me. You can make it sweet and innocent, or dirty, dirty h0rish.
Nothing really squicks me out, but mindless homophobia, racism or sexism would make me very sad, indeed.
You can write any combination of characters you have a feel for. Any other characters I haven't specified can make cameo appearances *waves to Jon and Stephen*.
In conclusion, thank you!