Colbert Causes Earthqauke - Remains Sexy Whilst Doing So
At approximately 8:56pm tonight, my undies Melbourne experienced a small earthquake, of 4.7 magnitude.
It is believed the proximity of a Stephen Colbert video to a Stephen Colbert desktop may have been the cause, well it certainly was in my area.
Scientists urge due caution when adding two or more charged sextectonics, since the combined attractiveness can lead to a massive build-up of UNF!
Mr. Colbert declined to comment, except for this:
count_nickula's reply went something like this, albeit with more swearing and incoherency:
Sauce!
It is believed the proximity of a Stephen Colbert video to a Stephen Colbert desktop may have been the cause, well it certainly was in my area.
Scientists urge due caution when adding two or more charged sextectonics, since the combined attractiveness can lead to a massive build-up of UNF!
Mr. Colbert declined to comment, except for this:
count_nickula's reply went something like this, albeit with more swearing and incoherency:
Sauce!