ALAS! PROJECT PITCHFORK WILL NOT BE IN HOUSTON!
ALAS!! As my darklings may have heard, that august group of Ministrals, Project Pitchfork will not come to Houston on their tour of this year! Despite even my entreaties last night that perform a private show for I and my ilk. Therefore, I propopse this plan of action!
WE THE HOUSTON CREATURES OF THE NIGHT SHALL TRAVEL TO AUSTIN TO SEE PROJECT PITCHFORK ON FRIDAY NIGHT, 9/18/09, AT FAIR HAVEN ELYISIUM ON RED RIVER BLVD!
FOR THOSE THAT HAVE FEAR OF THE AUSTIN NIGHTSTALKERS:
I HAVE ALREADY MADE ARRANGEMENTS WITH THE NEW LORD OF AUSTIN AND WE SHALL ALL HAVE SAFE PASSAGE! SIMPLY WEAR A TINY HAT AS A MARK OF YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO THE COUNT OF MONTROSE AND WE SHALL ALL BE ABLE TO ENJOY THE CROONING OF PROJECT PITCHFORK!
AND DRIVE CAREFULLY!! THERE ARE A FEW TERRIBLE MOTORISTS ON THE ROADS UP THERE!
WE THE HOUSTON CREATURES OF THE NIGHT SHALL TRAVEL TO AUSTIN TO SEE PROJECT PITCHFORK ON FRIDAY NIGHT, 9/18/09, AT FAIR HAVEN ELYISIUM ON RED RIVER BLVD!
FOR THOSE THAT HAVE FEAR OF THE AUSTIN NIGHTSTALKERS:
I HAVE ALREADY MADE ARRANGEMENTS WITH THE NEW LORD OF AUSTIN AND WE SHALL ALL HAVE SAFE PASSAGE! SIMPLY WEAR A TINY HAT AS A MARK OF YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO THE COUNT OF MONTROSE AND WE SHALL ALL BE ABLE TO ENJOY THE CROONING OF PROJECT PITCHFORK!
AND DRIVE CAREFULLY!! THERE ARE A FEW TERRIBLE MOTORISTS ON THE ROADS UP THERE!