This would make an awesome TV show...

[count_marius]

Captain Obed Marsh: Are you ready kids?
Kids: Ia! Ia! Captain.
Captain: I can't hear you...
Kids: Ia! Ia! Captain!!
Captain: Oh! Who lives in a city under the sea?
Kids: Great Cuh-too-loo!
Captain: Abhorrent and dreaming and blasphemous is he!
Kids: Great Cuh-too-loo!
Captain: If unspeakable horrors be something you wish...
Kids: Great Cuh-too-loo!
Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Kids: Great Cuh-too-loo!
Captain: Ready?
EveryBody: Great Cuh-too-loo! Great Cuh-too-loo! Great Cuh-too-loo! Great Cuh-too-loo!
Captain: Great Cuh-too-loo!! Ia! Ia!