Bordom.
Patorus namos Slappywag. Thats Nickiean for....More beer you slappywag. Sorry, I'm so fucking bored that I've taken to trying to create my own language. *Cough* Or completely rip off of Family Guy. Either way I think I get my point across. I'm bored. I really need a hobby. I've tried everything. But the ships in the bottle get soggy when I pour the liquor in there. The bazooka joe comics are so small that I keep loosing them. I keep using my stamp collection to mail away for a subscription to Playboy. And I don't have the patience for Golf. Yes I know this is a contradiction seeing as how The bottled ships require more patience than gold and the fact that I was in begining gold during the last semester. Man, I just want something interesting to happen. Actually, what I really want is an adventure so wacky and fucked up that it's deemed National Lampoons Worthy. Well, night.
-Nick
-Nick