[Voice]

[count_gardios]

Hey there, new people! I'm Guy Cecil; Meryl Stryfe, Buffy Summers, Zack Fair and I all run the Good Spirits bar in the plaza, just so you know. It's a good place to sit and have a drink, or to talk if you need someone to listen as you sort yourself out. I know coming here can be kind of a shock, so just taking it easy and working things out

Comments

[ricketytrickery]

[Dietary needs. Hm.]

Would you happen to have mercury in stock?

[count_gardios]

If you need it to survive, we probably do.

[ricketytrickery]

Mercury is but one thing I can subsist on... regardless, I'd like a drink. Please see if you can find any while I make my way there, Mr. Cecil.

[count_gardios]

I'll do what I can.

today is a day for hideous keywords.

[ricketytrickery]

Thank you.

[Give him about half an hour and he'll head into the bar, carrying a little bag of something that's making clinking and clattering noises. Shouldn't be too hard to recognize him when he sits down at the bar itself.]

well to be fair about 80% of my keywords are hideous, so the odds are in its favor.

[count_gardios]

[No, he certainly is not easy to miss.]

Ahhh. I'm afraid I don't have your drink ready for you, sir.

one of these days (or characters) I'm going to try my hand at hideous keywords

[ricketytrickery]

You don't have it in stock, then? [He sets the bag on the counter; looks like he's brought bar snacks. Nuts and bolts - literal ones.]

it's extremely fun, i recommend it to everybody.

[count_gardios]

No no, it's not that. I just can't handle it.

[Guy ducks beneath the counter and pulls out what looks like a seriously heavy-duty thermos (like this thing could survive a nuclear explosion) and a sheet of paper.]

Apparently when mercury comes into contact with the skin, it kills brain cells. Even just inhaling any fumes can seriously harm somebody.

[Guy rests a hand atop the thermos.] I have to ask that you not drink this here, just to be safe.

/getting ideas already

[ricketytrickery]

[Tattoi will take it, gently. A container full of poisonous liquid metal... there's so much harm he could do with this. Fortunately for Luceti, you're all safe. The guy just wants a drink. :|a]

Very well. For now, though, might I have a bottle of vodka?

Re: /getting ideas already

[count_gardios]

Sure.

[Guy slowly removes his hand from the thermos as Tattoi takes it from him, and ducks to retrieve a bottle of vodka as well, setting it on the counter with a thunk.]

I do hope you're careful with that. Don't hurt yourself.

[ricketytrickery]

[What, with the mercury or the vodka? :|a The latter's more damaging to him, to be honest.]

Ah, and might I have a pitcher of water as well? [He's starting on the vodka; taking a gulp of it then chasing it with a few nuts and bolts. He's eating them like they're peanuts or pretzels or some other kind of bar snack.]

[count_gardios]

[Hold on, Guy's watching you eat HANDFULS OF METAL.]

...are you a "robot" by any chance?

/forgot about guy's obsessions D8

[ricketytrickery]

[He pauses, ready to take another gulp of vodka.] In a way, yes; my mind is quite organic, but the rest of me is mostly artificial.