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[count_gardios]

Dist! I finished with the notes, thank you for letting me borrow them. I'll drop them off before I head to the bar tonight.

I have a love-related question! I suppose it's a bit late since Valentine's was...yesterday, right? Right

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[originaljackass]

Let me lay some philosophy on you. Some might call me sleezy, but they've never met my old man. He's a lot like you. Charming, considerate, and the first to jump to defend a woman's honor. He's also a womanizer, could never stick to one relationship, and left a trail of unhappy ex-wives. He's also caused me a shit ton of trouble too from failing to mention some of his past conquests. Or hell, that we're even related.

I'm the genuine article. You may not like me, no big. Hell, women may not like me and that's their loss. What you see is what you get. I've been with a lot of women and hell, lots of them have been just one night of fantastic sex and that was the end of our relationship. Sometimes that's because it was what they wanted.

So I see women as people, ones who have something I want and maybe I have a little of what they want. For recreation. Maybe there will be more to it than that, who knows? I sure as hell ain't got a fear of commitment. But there's only so much pretending I'm willing to do so sell myself as their Prince Charming.

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[count_gardios]

...all right then, Mr. Genuine Article.

I definitely can't fault you for honesty. If you're honestly the type of man who sees people -women- as recreation, then more power to you. At least you aren't trying to trick any of them. I personally think it's better if women don't know how men think or what men want from them and as long as men respect their boundaries, everyone will be happy.

But just so you know, there's a big difference between your father and I, and that difference is that I can't have sex with women because I have gynophobia. So there's that.

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[originaljackass]

Sex, man, sex. I could see men the same way, but frankly that's just not how I swing. But wouldn't you say concealing a man's intentions is an even nastier trick?

Damn, sucks to be you. [...] What's gynophobia?

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[count_gardios]

Yes, but that's what the "respecting the boundaries" part is for. A guy is going to think about sex and want to have sex, there's no helping that. There's also no need to advertise it.

Besides, for both being people men and women are different. Two guys having a one night stand is not the same as a man and a woman, or even a woman and a woman. There's different feelings involved.

Gynophobia is when you're afraid to touch or be touched by women.

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[originaljackass]

The only problem is if you make out sex to mean more than it actually is. Sexual liberation, the best thing the mundys ever came up with.

Shit, that does suck. You seen a shrink about that?

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[count_gardios]

Then I guess we've got nothing else to discuss. Difference of opinion and all.

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[originaljackass]

Fair enough. Seeya for drinks later.