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Jan 28, 2011 16:42

I...

I'm so happy.

[Guy is fontech. For some reason this fontech STRONGLY resembles Robo-Ky. All responses will come from guythefonbot.]

i love fontech, smells like new fontech, boyfriend - not important, fontechophile, making the best of things, omg plz b fontech, mmmm fontech, icon keywords, let's talk about fontech, event, friends - not important, so i have fontech nao, fontechophelia, touch it, it's so sexy, i have fontech

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[Voice] I just burst out laughing, you fiend. 1/2 jeidotaku January 28 2011, 21:52:42 UTC

Guy? You... Your body...you--

[Voice] 2/2 jeidotaku January 28 2011, 21:55:27 UTC

How do you function?! A-And you've retained your emotions and memories as well?! Th-That's astounding! Are you completely mechanical or do you still have some of your past human traits as well?!

I-I can't wait to have a proper look at you! You'll let me, won't you?!

[Voice] 8D guythefonbot January 28 2011, 23:14:47 UTC

I don't know, maybe I'll just have a look at myself and make the greatest advancements in fontech known to mankind.

[Voice] ilu, Eggy, you crazy person you. |D jeidotaku January 29 2011, 03:53:23 UTC

[Don't get cocky, Guy. You're talking to the man that actually made some of the 'greatest advancements in fontech known to mankind' thank you very much. But, thankfully, Dist seems to not care much about that right now.]

And risk you damaging yourself because of your mediocre skills?! You don't think I'd honestly allow that! If you do anything, it'll be under my supervision! You're now an invaluable piece of technology - you are not permitted to do anything reckless until I've gathered suitable research!

[Voice] guythefonbot January 29 2011, 07:14:17 UTC

Hahaha, don't worry, I won't do anything without you...Dist.

That is you, isn't it Dist?

[Guy knows what the parameters for this experiment are now. HE KNOWS. So, Dist...Jade, huh? So obvious.]

[Voice] jeidotaku January 29 2011, 18:28:03 UTC

[SHUT UP, HE JUST WANTS HIS FRIEND BACK, OKAY? ;__;

Also, Dist has found out the rules of the experiment, more or less, and he bristles for a moment. You better not be thinking what he assumes you're thinking, Guy!]

...No. I've returned to Luceti recently, Guy, and by eating the residents of this household, I've gained their unique like of things. Anise tasted terrible, mind you.

[Voice] guythefonbot January 29 2011, 18:59:02 UTC

[Uh huh, sure.

Also, Guy is most definitely assuming ALL SORTS of things.]

That's good! You do a good Jade impression, though I guess that's to be expected.

[Voice] jeidotaku January 29 2011, 19:19:04 UTC

[Hate you forever, Guy. Dist hopes you rust.]

As much as I hate being compared to that loathsome reptile, it is rather fun making good jest in his body. [He can totally get away with it, too, hurhur.] But let's not get off topic. What can you do like this? Anything of interest I should know about? I would love to see how you operate!

[Voice] guythefonbot January 29 2011, 20:49:46 UTC

Hmm, let me think.

I know how I function. I'm pretty sure I'm aware of all the internal processes and stuff. Don't understand fonons any better than I did, though.

...I think I'm both a battle and maintenance model.

[Voice] jeidotaku January 29 2011, 22:46:44 UTC

B-Battle and maintenance? [SQUEE! That means Guy had weapons and other tools and parts meant for those purposes. AHCDJD--HE WANTED TO SEE!!]

What kind of weapons do you have? Are you capable of flight? Do you use a flightstone or more primitive methods? Th-This is amazing...a sentient fonbot capable of thought and real human emotion... Can you feel touch as well? I assume you can't taste and smell, but if your sensory mechanisms are similar to our own, that'll be an even greater piece to deconstruct once I get my hands on you!

[Guy, you...might want to stay away from Dist for a few days.]

[Voice] guythefonbot January 30 2011, 15:35:18 UTC

[Yeah Guy is getting that feeling right about now.]

Uhhh, Dist? As gung-ho as I am for fontech, I'm not sure I want to be dismantled that far.

[Voice] jeidotaku January 30 2011, 18:22:00 UTC

Nonsense, I won't kill you! It's not as if you have any pain receptors or anything of the sort...perhaps. [His eyes light up as his mind puts together the pieces.] W-Wouldn't that be something! A fonbot modeled after a human being...with functioning circuitry like our nervous system and...!

[Voice] guythefonbot February 1 2011, 01:31:19 UTC

I hate to burst your bubble, but I don't think I have a nervous system or even a sense of touch. I can sense pressure, so I know when I'm sitting down or holding onto something, but it's not quite the same.

[Voice] jeidotaku February 1 2011, 14:32:25 UTC

Oh... [Can you hear the disappointment? Dist was so looking forward to that.] No matter, I'm sure there's much more I could learn from experimenting on you, Guy. When can I come over? It won't take me long to assemble most of my tools, though it's a shame I don't have all of them from Auldrant here. Mm, I'll make do with what I have, then.

[Run while you can, Guy.]

[Voice] guythefonbot February 1 2011, 14:56:09 UTC

[E-experiment on...]

Oh, uh...Professor Nebilim told me to tell you that if you do anything unbecoming toward me that she'd never forgive you.

[Voice] jeidotaku February 2 2011, 18:52:18 UTC

[STOP COCKBLOCKING ME, BITCH.]

... ...Fine. I won't do anything, but I still want to be present if you happen to do anything to your body while you like this. If you do anything careless, it could be extremely dangerous to your health once you return to your flesh and blood form.

[And though he honestly doesn't care much, he needs Guy's help to work on the project they discussed before.]

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