[Voice]

[count_gardios]

[There's a flurry of noise -a series of thuds and thunks and the sound of something scraping across the floorboards. After that calms down, one can hear muffled voices screaming quite readily at one another.]

Ahhh! Guy-! You- I didn't- What am I-

N-n-n-n-n-no I d-d-didn't- GUH!

Look, I'm so-- don't look so traumatised! I'll just-- where's

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[cakeblocked]

[You know, Luke was right in the middle of sleeping like a log, but who can ignore all of that screaming? There's a banging sound coming from the ceiling as Luke groggily gets up and stomps on the floor.]

Would you two shut up?!

[count_gardios]

[Seriously Luke? SERIOUSLY?]

[cakeblocked]

[SERIOUSLY. Luke's still half asleep and isn't really connecting the dots here.

Give him a minute.]

[mikangirl]

[Please excuse the volatile redhead, she's not having a good night. Yelling right back.] Give it a rest, we're having a moment here!

[cakeblocked]

[And Luke's just about to shout and stomp on the floor again when he pauses. Wait a sec. That sounded like...

Now there are footsteps as he goes to see what this is about.]

[count_gardios]

[...oh hell's bells, he's coming downstairs. WOULD IT BE MORE OR LESS INCRIMINATING IF GUY LOCKED THE DOOR.]

...Nami, why did you say that?

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[mikangirl]

Because it's--

[mikangirl]

[...oh.]

...guess that sounded bad, huh.

[Oh hey, sheet. Just making sure you're nice and secure. :|]

[cakeblocked]

[Tromp tromp tromp TROMP TROMP TROMP

THROWING THE DOOR OPEN]

G-...

[YEAH, THE LOCKED DOOR WOULDN'T HAVE HELPED MUCH. But Luke looks more confused than mind broken, anyway.]

[count_gardios]

...go back to bed. [Guy's not even going to try. Not going to. Not yet, because Luke will form his own conclusions first and then you have to talk him out of them. The brat.]

[mikangirl]

[And just wearily echoing Guy from earlier.] Hi, Luke. This isn't what it looks like.

[cakeblocked]

[And he'll ignore the both of you. He'd form his own conclusions if they didn't seem impossible.]

I thought you couldn't touch women?

[... Wait Nami's shoulders are bare.

...

WAIT WAIT WAIT IS NAMI NAKED

brb hiding his face and his gigantic blush.]

I-S-Sorry! I didn't- I'm sorry!

[count_gardios]

[RIGHT Nami is naked. Oh geez.

Guy will hurriedly grab Luke and usher him out the door, because WHY WAS HE JUST STANDING THERE when Nami is naked? Oh for heaven's sake. Although he wouldn't really MIND just standing there so long as she was okay with it NO.]

Be back in a second Nami.

[cakeblocked]

[That's because Luke was too confused to do anything else, Guy. Luke covers his face with one of his hands to try and hide that blush - He may be a lover of boobs, but never has he come that close to seeing a girl naked before and that was just awkward.]

Guy, what's she doing here?

[count_gardios]

I don't know. I think it's an experiment. She landed on top of me when I was sleeping, that's why I screamed like that.

I'm sorry I woke you up.

[cakeblocked]

No wonder.

[He glances back at the room before he turns away again. ffff there is a naked lady in there.]

... So what're we going to do with her?