Worst dream ever

Jul 23, 2009 18:45

I'd rather wake up in a cold seat.  I had a dream last night.  In it I was traveling with my wife.  We had big plans for the evening.  So we went back to our hotel to get ready.  The hotel had a bar.  The bar served absinthe (my favorite).  So, I decided to have one before going out.  The bar was full but, I found a seat on the left end.  The bar tender started my absinthe. I saw smoke rising from the glass.  I knew she burned the sugar cube.  I didn't really want that but, I would accept that anyway.  Then I saw her sniff my drink.  Her nose was huge.  As she held the monster schnoz over my glass a booger drop fell in.

A girl two stools over exclaimed in disgust.  I had to refuse the absinthe.

Then my Thursday started.  I never got to dream of drinking my absinthe.  Absolutely horrible.

My is is thirsty.  Guess what for.

dreams, booze

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