Margret: "Ssss… Have you seen the whatsit?"
Mil: "Yes."
Margret: "No, not that." (She makes a geysering, 'You're useless, you are'-style sigh and strides out of the room.)
Pwned.
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Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About.