Y'see, what had happened was...

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"We knew we didn't have a prayer of winning an actual vote, so our only real chance was to go for a hail-Mary and hope somebody'd rise up and crush the government, the libs, the darkies, and the fairies under a tyrannical theocracy so we could come back and be in charge and shit. But, it just didn't work out that way so praise Jesus and shit.

Y'got any bourbon?"