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Hey there, new people! I'm Guy Cecil; Meryl Stryfe, Buffy Summers, Zack Fair and I all run the Good Spirits bar in the plaza, just so you know. It's a good place to sit and have a drink, or to talk if you need someone to listen as you sort yourself out. I know coming here can be kind of a shock, so just taking it easy and working things out

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I like the tradition where I drink a lot and then fall asleep in your bar, mate.

[count_gardios]

Is that a tradition now? I thought it was still in the stages of habit.

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It's been near a year, now. How long does it take for it to be tradition?

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Not so sure about the requirements, so let's say it counts as tradition now.

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Excellent. And who am I to break with tradition, eh? Why all this interest in traditions anyway, lad?

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I just like talking. I have a huge list of topics I think people would like to discuss.

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Interesting. "Huge list," eh?

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Embarrassingly so.

So how much trouble did you get into? With Buffy, I mean.

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Trouble?

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Which time?

[count_gardios]

I think that answers my question, but I was talking about with the magazine.

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Oh. That. Erm....not as much trouble as I'd have expected, actually. She were more upset about bein' left off my list. Does she ever get angry at you?

[count_gardios]

[Women are so great.]

Not all that much. Then again our relationship usually stays pretty professional, so there's not much opportunity there.

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Though you DID have her to dinner that time, didn't you. Candles.

[count_gardios]

I put candles on for everybody. It's polite where I'm from. [Not really, but whatever.]

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Mmhm. Polite. Well, no worries about your Buffy giving me any troubles, savvy? I can handle 'em, no problem.

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Glad to hear it then.