One Fish, Two Fish
1) My uncle once: didn't suck.
2) Never in my life: have I eaten brains.
3) When I was five: I played X-Men and Power Rangers CONSTANTLY.
4) High school was: high school... what can you do?
5) Fire is: hot.
6) I once saw: a cow.
7) There’s this girl I know who: talks WAY too much.
8) Once, at a bar: I saw Overkill!
9) By noon I’m usually: eating.
10) Last night: I watched Kill Bill Vol. 2 for the thousandth time.
11) If I only had: some money.
12) Next time I go to church: will be the next wedding I attend.
13) The best thing about my last relationship was: lessons learned.
14) What worries me most: my future.
15) When I turn my head left: I can't see the computer anymore.
16) When I turn my head right: same thing.
17) You know I'm lying when: I tell you that one time I killed a mob of zombies with just a fork. I really used a fork and a knife.
18) What I miss most about the eighties: umm... only having to sleep, cry, and eat.
19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: in a book.
20) By this time next year: I will be going to school, working, and living with Kyle.
21) I have a hard time understanding: people.
22) You know I like you if: I speak to you without a snarl on my face.
23) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: walk into a bar...
24) Blankity Blank!
25) Take my advice, never: kick fresh shit on a warm day.
26) My ideal breakfast is: any breakfast food.
27) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you go to: Hell.
28) Why doesn't everyone: beat up an Emo kid? It will make you feel better about yourself.
29) If you spend the night at my house: you will be annoyed by brothers all night long.
30) I’d stop my wedding: for nothing!
31) The world could do without: Vin Disel.
32) My favorite blonde is: Harley Quinn.
33) If I do anything well, it’s: make food.
34) And by the way: your face sucks.
35) The last time I was drunk, I: had drunk sex.
2) Never in my life: have I eaten brains.
3) When I was five: I played X-Men and Power Rangers CONSTANTLY.
4) High school was: high school... what can you do?
5) Fire is: hot.
6) I once saw: a cow.
7) There’s this girl I know who: talks WAY too much.
8) Once, at a bar: I saw Overkill!
9) By noon I’m usually: eating.
10) Last night: I watched Kill Bill Vol. 2 for the thousandth time.
11) If I only had: some money.
12) Next time I go to church: will be the next wedding I attend.
13) The best thing about my last relationship was: lessons learned.
14) What worries me most: my future.
15) When I turn my head left: I can't see the computer anymore.
16) When I turn my head right: same thing.
17) You know I'm lying when: I tell you that one time I killed a mob of zombies with just a fork. I really used a fork and a knife.
18) What I miss most about the eighties: umm... only having to sleep, cry, and eat.
19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: in a book.
20) By this time next year: I will be going to school, working, and living with Kyle.
21) I have a hard time understanding: people.
22) You know I like you if: I speak to you without a snarl on my face.
23) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: walk into a bar...
24) Blankity Blank!
25) Take my advice, never: kick fresh shit on a warm day.
26) My ideal breakfast is: any breakfast food.
27) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you go to: Hell.
28) Why doesn't everyone: beat up an Emo kid? It will make you feel better about yourself.
29) If you spend the night at my house: you will be annoyed by brothers all night long.
30) I’d stop my wedding: for nothing!
31) The world could do without: Vin Disel.
32) My favorite blonde is: Harley Quinn.
33) If I do anything well, it’s: make food.
34) And by the way: your face sucks.
35) The last time I was drunk, I: had drunk sex.