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[couldbeavillain]

Soooooo I'm, like, seriously bored. There was the cockatrice thing and then the adventure and cereal and that was all pretty sweet, but I feel like basically I sleep half the time and play with my capybara the other half and she's kinda lazy, so turns out I gotta figure something out to do, I guess.

Who wants to be a Slayer? It's free! [So maybe he

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[l33tshushuhero]

Oh, I can totally be a slayer!

[couldbeavillain]

Awesome! Do you... know what a Slayer is?

[l33tshushuhero]

Yup! Someone who slays monsters, right?

[couldbeavillain]

Uh... well, yeah, pretty much. Vampires, usually, but monsters, too! I train Slayers, so, yeah, you wanna be trained?

[l33tshushuhero]

Well, I'm already a pretty experienced monster hunter, but I don't see the harm in learning more. So... okay!

[couldbeavillain]

Hey, you hunt monsters? That's sweet! What kind of monsters do you fight?

[l33tshushuhero]

Oh, nothing big. Just Shushus and the occasional bwork. Anything that comes my way, really.

[couldbeavillain]

Dude. I don't even know what those are. But they sound pretty hardcore! Have you ever fought a vampire?

[l33tshushuhero]

Well, I fought a guy who was sort of a vampire. Does that count?

[couldbeavillain]

Uhm, I think so. How is someone sort of a vampire?

[l33tshushuhero]

Well, he only became a vampire because of the Shushu he wore. But he became normal again once we took it off.

[couldbeavillain]

Oh. I don't know what a Shushu is, but that sounds weird. You can't really make vampires normal again where I'm from. I mean, it'd be totally cool if you could, and maybe someone will invent that, but right now you just gotta stake them. [Really, there is ONE way for ONE vampire, but Andrew doesn't know that, so it doesn't matter.]