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[couldbeavillain]

Soooooo I'm, like, seriously bored. There was the cockatrice thing and then the adventure and cereal and that was all pretty sweet, but I feel like basically I sleep half the time and play with my capybara the other half and she's kinda lazy, so turns out I gotta figure something out to do, I guess.

Who wants to be a Slayer? It's free! [So maybe he

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[fallintheriver]

What are we killing?

[couldbeavillain]

Vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness!

[fallintheriver]

Yeah, that sounds dangerous.

[couldbeavillain]

Well, uh, yeah. It is. Kinda. Sometimes.

[fallintheriver]

Then why do you do it?

[couldbeavillain]

Because that's what you do when you're saving the world.

[fallintheriver]

Someone else should do it.

[couldbeavillain]

Well, me and my friends do it. Are you saying you don't want to be a Slayer?

[fallintheriver]

No. I don't need to give things more reason to come after me.

But I'll watch when you do it.

[couldbeavillain]

Just 'cause you're not fighting doesn't mean you can't get hurt, you know.

[fallintheriver]

Don't worry. I'm good at running away and hiding.

[couldbeavillain]

Oh... well... okay. I guess. Even though it'd totally be smarter if you knew how to use a stake, dude.

[fallintheriver]

Why a stake?

[couldbeavillain]

Because that's how you kill vampires.

[fallintheriver]

Why not with a sword?

[couldbeavillain]

Well, swords are fine if you can go all executioner and lop off their heads. But it's a little easier to shove a stake through their hearts. [Which... sounds like it's not that easy, but it's pretty simple for a Slayer. And it gets easier for a Watcher. Still, Andrew is aware that he may not be making a great case for himself.]