01. Would you give me your number? Yes, it's on my business cards. But couldn't you just save money on calls by doin' that thing you do. Y'know, where you communicate telepathically. I always liked it when you got inside my head.*Wink
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Spike. You realize I don't go for stubbly man-types, right? At this rate, Anya has a better shot at getting action. But, I have no problems going out and getting drunk, so long you keep your hands to yourself.
I may still have a pink fuzzy sweater, somewhere. I'm a big fan of the thrift-store renaissance fair style these days, but every now and then, there might be the return of the pink fuzzy goodness.
Mmm, return of the pink fuzzy sweater. The world will rejoice.
Seriously, the answers to this meme was mostly in fun. As bitable as you are. I know your gay. And I'd never betray the love of my unlife and your BFF, by doing anything stupid. But, if you do switch teams, or go all evil dominatrix, feel free to look me up. I don't mind being beaten or tortured by hot girls. Sorry, just teasing.
Please don't mention you and Anya gettin' it on. The thought of you two makin' out is really hot. Wrong, but hot. Now I have to take a cold shower.
And even though vampires are known for having problems keeping their hands or fangs to them self. If we go out for drinks. I promise not to do any inappropriate touching or biting. That's saved for a certain slayer. That is, if she ever gives into my charms again.
I seriously doubt Anya and I would ever get it on. I don't think she's into to that sort of thing, although she's sounding pretty open-minded these days. It's something worth looking into perhaps, if it didn't break one of the BFF laws with Xander.
Ohhhh, you're not over the Buffster. Nice. Well, I'll send your regards next time I see her. I've heard she's moving in with this girl named Gwen?
Uh, but do think we best not talk about anything even remotely sexually related. Lets just talk about hugs and puppies. That's allot less awkward. Though me being a vampire, guess that's weird too.
Good to know my favorite wicca and favorite ex-demon girl won't be gettin' physical anytime soon. I do think poor Xander's head would explode at the very thought of his ex-honey with any of his closest friends.
And I'll never be over Buffy. She'll always be first in my heart. But I know better than anyone that I'm not good enough for her. No vampire is, soul or not. So please don't mention I still have the warm and fuzzies for her. Just tell her I send my fondest regards, and hope everything is going good for her.
Now, I didn't say it would never happen. If it was the right time, right place? Perhaps certain rules of the BFF code could be broken. Besides, Xander has absolutely moved on - his girlfriend is nice and mentally stable and non-demonic. Yeah. And, Anya is admittedly hot. I don't know that it would ever happen though, just from a logistics standpoint of what Anya is into - but, it's worth looking into, perhaps. I need a new girlfriend, Spike. It's about time, I think.
If it makes you feel better, I'll never be over Tara. She was my everything. But, at least Buffy is still here. No point in just sitting back, moping about not being good enough while the person you hold dearest is still here. But, I won't mention it - it's not really my style to play match-maker anyway.
Just like I really wanted Buffy to move on and find love again after my heroic exit from Sunnydale. Tara loved you. And she had such a good heart. So am sure she would want you to move on and find happiness again. Anyone that can make you feel happy and loved would be a good thing. Course you could try to avoid the bad girl types. Much like good girls having relationships with bad boys, such relationships usually don't end well.
Far as myself, I'm actually okay with being single. Over my entire existence, I've always been in some sort of screwed up relationship. Whether it was with my vamp family... Drusilla for over one-hundred crazy years... or the roller-coaster ride that was the Buffy and Spike show. So guess I need time to figure out what I want. Being immortal, time is the one thing I do have. And being alone isn't so bad. Long as you got a few friends to keep things fun or provide a pity hug as needed.*Hugs*
Ohh, Spike. It sounds like you need a drink. You're actually sounding sane and practical which concerns me. Want to stop by? I'm sure I've got something you can get drunk on...
Can't say I'm completely sane or practical. More a realist.
And you know me. I always need a good drink. Oh, you mean alcohol. Well after blood, liquor is my next favorite kind of drinkin' to do. And if I drink enough of it, will hopefully forget I need the other kind.
Anyway, guess I could stop by for some free booze. But I really don't wanna be all depressy and gloomy. Since I got my soul back, really haven't been as fun to be around. So are you sure you wanna waste anytime hangin' out with poor old pathetic Spike?
Yeah, a realist. That's oddly fitting for you at the moment, but it works, somehow.
You can't have my blood, Spike. Besides, it's got all kinds of magicks running through it, and they might not be so good for the ingesting. Just a thought.
So don't be depressy and gloomy! We could go out for drunken karaoke? Or, I don't know, what do you do when you're not being depressy and gloomy these days?
Yeah, do think your blood would be a bit too supercharged and chaotic to drink. No telling what that kinda magical power would do to a vamp. But I was more askin' if you'd have any animal blood around. If a person invites someone over for drinks, and that someone is a vampire, then should have something they'd drink, like pigs or otter blood. Otter's blood actually isn't that bad. Angel got me hooked on it. But is allot harder to come by than rat or pig.
No matter how bad things get, you never lose hope. Your an eternal optimist. Besides a bright smile that can brighten any gloomy room. That's one of your more admirable qualities.
And I will try not to be gloomy. But is kinda hard. A vampires existence is kinda depressing. All dark, and depressing. Stuck in the shadows, while normal humans get to have nice picnic's on sunny days or fun times at Disneyland. And I'm being depressing again. Sorry. Just give me a hug and I'll be okay.
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I may still have a pink fuzzy sweater, somewhere. I'm a big fan of the thrift-store renaissance fair style these days, but every now and then, there might be the return of the pink fuzzy goodness.
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Seriously, the answers to this meme was mostly in fun. As bitable as you are. I know your gay. And I'd never betray the love of my unlife and your BFF, by doing anything stupid. But, if you do switch teams, or go all evil dominatrix, feel free to look me up. I don't mind being beaten or tortured by hot girls. Sorry, just teasing.
Please don't mention you and Anya gettin' it on. The thought of you two makin' out is really hot. Wrong, but hot. Now I have to take a cold shower.
And even though vampires are known for having problems keeping their hands or fangs to them self. If we go out for drinks. I promise not to do any inappropriate touching or biting. That's saved for a certain slayer. That is, if she ever gives into my charms again.
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I seriously doubt Anya and I would ever get it on. I don't think she's into to that sort of thing, although she's sounding pretty open-minded these days. It's something worth looking into perhaps, if it didn't break one of the BFF laws with Xander.
Ohhhh, you're not over the Buffster. Nice. Well, I'll send your regards next time I see her. I've heard she's moving in with this girl named Gwen?
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Uh, but do think we best not talk about anything even remotely sexually related. Lets just talk about hugs and puppies. That's allot less awkward. Though me being a vampire, guess that's weird too.
Good to know my favorite wicca and favorite ex-demon girl won't be gettin' physical anytime soon. I do think poor Xander's head would explode at the very thought of his ex-honey with any of his closest friends.
And I'll never be over Buffy. She'll always be first in my heart. But I know better than anyone that I'm not good enough for her. No vampire is, soul or not. So please don't mention I still have the warm and fuzzies for her. Just tell her I send my fondest regards, and hope everything is going good for her.
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Hugs and puppies. Check.
Now, I didn't say it would never happen. If it was the right time, right place? Perhaps certain rules of the BFF code could be broken. Besides, Xander has absolutely moved on - his girlfriend is nice and mentally stable and non-demonic. Yeah. And, Anya is admittedly hot. I don't know that it would ever happen though, just from a logistics standpoint of what Anya is into - but, it's worth looking into, perhaps. I need a new girlfriend, Spike. It's about time, I think.
If it makes you feel better, I'll never be over Tara. She was my everything. But, at least Buffy is still here. No point in just sitting back, moping about not being good enough while the person you hold dearest is still here. But, I won't mention it - it's not really my style to play match-maker anyway.
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Far as myself, I'm actually okay with being single. Over my entire existence, I've always been in some sort of screwed up relationship. Whether it was with my vamp family... Drusilla for over one-hundred crazy years... or the roller-coaster ride that was the Buffy and Spike show. So guess I need time to figure out what I want. Being immortal, time is the one thing I do have. And being alone isn't so bad. Long as you got a few friends to keep things fun or provide a pity hug as needed.*Hugs*
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And you know me. I always need a good drink. Oh, you mean alcohol. Well after blood, liquor is my next favorite kind of drinkin' to do. And if I drink enough of it, will hopefully forget I need the other kind.
Anyway, guess I could stop by for some free booze. But I really don't wanna be all depressy and gloomy. Since I got my soul back, really haven't been as fun to be around. So are you sure you wanna waste anytime hangin' out with poor old pathetic Spike?
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You can't have my blood, Spike. Besides, it's got all kinds of magicks running through it, and they might not be so good for the ingesting. Just a thought.
So don't be depressy and gloomy! We could go out for drunken karaoke? Or, I don't know, what do you do when you're not being depressy and gloomy these days?
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No matter how bad things get, you never lose hope. Your an eternal optimist. Besides a bright smile that can brighten any gloomy room. That's one of your more admirable qualities.
And I will try not to be gloomy. But is kinda hard. A vampires existence is kinda depressing. All dark, and depressing. Stuck in the shadows, while normal humans get to have nice picnic's on sunny days or fun times at Disneyland. And I'm being depressing again. Sorry. Just give me a hug and I'll be okay.
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