zombies

[coughingbear]

There are some hangovers at Foxtrot Road this morning. Possibly as a result we have been perpetrating zombie jokes.

Everyone knows that vegetarian zombies shout 'Grains! Grains!'

But did you know...

Zombie plumbers shout 'Drains! Drains!'
Zombie electricians shout 'Mains! Mains!'
Zombie carpenters and zombie pilots shout 'Planes! Planes!'
Zombie insurance assessors shout 'Claims! Claims!'
Zombie stockbrokers shout 'Capital Gains!'

and the best one:

Swedish zombies shout 'Danes! Danes!'

Time to go to my mother's birthday lunch...