Whew! Here goes...
For all of you who think that Couch Dave has no heart, think again.
This past week, Couch Dave actually cried while watching two seperate television programs! THAT'S RIGHT! CRIED!
The first show that really got me choked up was ABC's "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition"! Ty and the gheys and girls built a home for two homeless families. To see the absolute looks of joy and amazement in the eyes of these families really choked me up. What can I say? I'm human after all.
The second program to really get me was the series finale of HBO's "Six Feet Under". I recently fell in love with this show, which may have something to do with my near-obsession with Lauren Ambrose. Yes, she is my idea of the HOTTEST girl alive, even though at times she does resemble a pig with the faces she makes. Yes, an actual pig. Anyway, the finale was superb, and once again the blasted television had me in tears!
Jesus, I think I might be becoming a pansy. Although, I can still beat almost anyone's ass! DON'T FORGET THAT, BITCHES!
-PASS COUCH DAVE A TISSUE!
This past week, Couch Dave actually cried while watching two seperate television programs! THAT'S RIGHT! CRIED!
The first show that really got me choked up was ABC's "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition"! Ty and the gheys and girls built a home for two homeless families. To see the absolute looks of joy and amazement in the eyes of these families really choked me up. What can I say? I'm human after all.
The second program to really get me was the series finale of HBO's "Six Feet Under". I recently fell in love with this show, which may have something to do with my near-obsession with Lauren Ambrose. Yes, she is my idea of the HOTTEST girl alive, even though at times she does resemble a pig with the faces she makes. Yes, an actual pig. Anyway, the finale was superb, and once again the blasted television had me in tears!
Jesus, I think I might be becoming a pansy. Although, I can still beat almost anyone's ass! DON'T FORGET THAT, BITCHES!
-PASS COUCH DAVE A TISSUE!